If I hadn't taken the photo myself, I mightn't believe it to be true.
As it decayed, the bit of cream in this cup's last sip of coffee had some life to yet support, and spawned an hilarious caricature.
This was left in an out-of-the way corner of a kitchen I worked at a few years ago. Genuinely impressed by nature's ways, my first comment was, "Hey guys, check it out, this goop looks like Cartman."
Tactfully I withheld my second comment, an inquiry: "Why couldn't whichever one of you thoughtless degenerate stoners that left it there a week ago just've thrown it out?"
Mould moves in mysterious ways, its wonders to perform. It performs at quick-time in a restaurant kitchen, and I'll never work in one again, so help me God.
In line with the tenor of other comments so far, and as can reasonably be supposed to be supported by the experience of the millions of people in the entirety of medicine's history who have ever undergone the creation of an X-ray image (most of which, one assumes, were made in a non-emergency situation without requiring the forcible and invasive disrobing of the subject), I think the true bullshit of this post can be found in the claims of this alleged "xray tech".