jago

joined 8 months ago
[–] jago 11 points 1 week ago
[–] jago 10 points 2 weeks ago

Who did make it? What is its source?

[–] jago 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Wayne & Garth are showing that Cassandra wasn't necessary for their swordplay to schwing.

[–] jago 3 points 1 month ago

Not being able to rewatch the first season/series of The Terror (wikipedia entry) is one of the few things I miss about my cancelled Amazon Prime subscription. There was a second season which, in the same anthology vein as True Detective, is unrelated to the first. I found the second season to be forgettable -- in fact do not remember anything about it -- and assuming the planned third season comes out as I've read about, will never get to see that one. First season though, loved it.

[–] jago 3 points 1 month ago

In line with the tenor of other comments so far, and as can reasonably be supposed to be supported by the experience of the millions of people in the entirety of medicine's history who have ever undergone the creation of an X-ray image (most of which, one assumes, were made in a non-emergency situation without requiring the forcible and invasive disrobing of the subject), I think the true bullshit of this post can be found in the claims of this alleged "xray tech".

[–] jago 4 points 1 month ago

Absent present context, that sentence suggests a degree and quality of corporate self-awareness that one can only dream of.

[–] jago 5 points 1 month ago

It's a waste of your time and emotional bandwidth. Just block and move on.

[–] jago 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Red and white stripes should stand out so easily here, but I can't seem to find them.

[–] jago 2 points 1 month ago

But if you drain a swamp, scum is all that remains.

[–] jago 4 points 1 month ago
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[–] jago 2 points 1 month ago
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[–] jago 4 points 1 month ago
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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by jago to c/[email protected]
 

If I hadn't taken the photo myself, I mightn't believe it to be true.

As it decayed, the bit of cream in this cup's last sip of coffee had some life to yet support, and spawned an hilarious caricature.

This was left in an out-of-the way corner of a kitchen I worked at a few years ago. Genuinely impressed by nature's ways, my first comment was, "Hey guys, check it out, this goop looks like Cartman."

Tactfully I withheld my second comment, an inquiry: "Why couldn't whichever one of you thoughtless degenerate stoners that left it there a week ago just've thrown it out?"

Mould moves in mysterious ways, its wonders to perform. It performs at quick-time in a restaurant kitchen, and I'll never work in one again, so help me God.

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submitted 3 months ago by jago to c/funny
 

It may be old-fashioned of me, but I like to be able to trust that of all the rooms in an accommodation I may consider inhabiting, my prospective bedroom will be the most intact of review and upstanding of reputation.

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