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[–] [email protected] 257 points 2 months ago

I am not immune to propaganda

[–] [email protected] 111 points 2 months ago (3 children)

All those CoD skins are realistic after all! There's probably a soldier out there in full furry gear.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Everything except the headgear probably yeah. Cant imagine you would survive long with no spatial hearing and peripheral vision.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

Jokes on you, they're going to be looking for army guys.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's a self fulfilling prophecy

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

"Fur"filling.

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[–] IphtashuFitz 10 points 2 months ago

I just had a flashback to the bunny/cop in the movie Free Guy.

[–] BeMoreCareful 104 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] suction 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 104 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (8 children)

Y'all are disgusting. Super gross thirsting over a non-aerial woman. She doesn't even have AMRAAMs.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You don't know that! She might have amraams at home! Don't judge me.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Her AMRAAM could easily be hidden by that outfit

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] iAvicenna 61 points 2 months ago

Little did he know that he would see Ukrainian, biolab and catgirl in the same sentence today.

[–] ramenshaman 54 points 2 months ago

Infiltrate me next please

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago

This is very effective recruiting where do I sign up?

[–] Duamerthrax 45 points 2 months ago

I blame Bush II for America falling behind in this department.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago

It's only fair that Ukraine gets the cat girls if Russia gets the gimp.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

Ukrainians are tough. Ukrainian women? Even tougher.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 27 points 2 months ago

This is the kind of propaganda I admire.

[–] Mikug 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Cataclysm: dark days ahead is leaking xd

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

smashable you say?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

This is an appropriate moment to use:

What the actual fuck

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

She is beautiful

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (6 children)
[–] P00ptart 74 points 2 months ago

What's there to fix?

[–] BleatingZombie 54 points 2 months ago

I want her to fix me

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

But she is already perfect

[–] Zoldyck 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She won't be able to fix you

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Pfft. I can make her worse.

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[–] Olhonestjim 14 points 2 months ago

Nothing like getting their asses kicked by a woman to stomp their morale in the mud.

Fuck them up, and good luck. Slava Ukraine.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is that a fancy AK derivative?

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 18 points 2 months ago

Looks like a 74 with a bunch of plastic crap hanging off it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wooden handguard and gas chamber betray the AK-74 (not even 74M) with the utmost certainty. It was modded heavily though, the stock has been swapped, magazine is different, pretty much everything that can be relatively easily modded is.

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[–] Etterra 11 points 2 months ago (5 children)

War is not cosplay kid. Now get serious and go slaughter some Ruski troopers.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

I imagine this person knows this and like many soldiers is just trying to enjoy a brief moment of fun.

Edit: also the casual sexualization of her in this thread is disappointing but I've been on Lemmy long enough to not be surprised. Sad that casual sexism prevails even in leftist spaces.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I imagine her actual job is in PR and she was chosen specifically to be attractive and make men go "hey, there are hot cat girls in the army?;??!"

[–] Maggoty 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No they actually fight. Most of these women have videos of being in combat and some have died. The idea that pretty women are only in uniform as a PR thing needs to die in a fire.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't mean she wasn't chosen by PR for her appearance. Still can be a capable soldier.

[–] Maggoty 18 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Yes but so many people are running with the idea that pretty women in the military are just PR for recruiting. Which is reductive to their actual service.

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[–] Silic0n_Alph4 24 points 2 months ago

Of course it’s not cosplay. She’s a real catgirl. Didn’t you read the title of the post..?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

sshhh she is psyop-ing let her cook

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Is not for serious, is for noncredible and our insanity in non-fun world.

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[–] feedum_sneedson 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Imagine being concealed and seeing those ears peaking around the corner, and having to resist going “pspspspspsps.”

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