BleatingZombie

It looks more like a giraffe with a very short neck

I've seen restaurants do the same thing. Nobody looks at anyone twice. It's perfect

Now instead of Gimli breaking his axe on it, the kid shoots it, it ricochets, and then shoots his eye out

What about hydro electric? It uses cold steam

Please do what's safest for you! The family I mentioned is actually my cousins' in-laws, so there's no real consequence

"All animals are born equal, but some are born more equal than others"

I do (cuz family). Calling them out like this is one of my favorite pastimes since they think I'm 100% with them. Stopping them in their tracks can be really entertaining

What we'll probably get (from Bethesda) is a combination of both. Smaller, barren, and procedurally generated

That's a great question! Surely, the strap thing could fit under the armor

Cis-het guy here. I like both in games. I understand the thin strap thing has "magic defense" or whatever, but if that's the case, why do I never see men wearing it? Conversely, if the non-magical steel armor works, why don't the women ever wear it?

It's actually the opposite. Donald Glover is all women

That wording is always a little strange to me. Like a guard walks by a cell with bones in it and says "you still got a few more years left"