Silic0n_Alph4

joined 1 year ago
[–] Silic0n_Alph4 1 points 5 days ago

“Oh Bernard, you mustn’t confuse the minister with such matters! Speed is distance over time, and the civil service has long wanted to redefine time…”

[–] Silic0n_Alph4 17 points 1 week ago

Let’s zoom in on that footnote:

a dumb joke about how using a cross instead of an asterisk for a footnote marker makes me think of Neon Genesis Evangelion

Orange president, orange humanity.

[–] Silic0n_Alph4 3 points 2 weeks ago

Only Atom ☢️

[–] Silic0n_Alph4 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yes but have you considered the threat that the Glorious Democratic People’s Republic of North Monaco poses to the true western ally of South Monaco? The South Monacese will be eating baguettes and worshipping Comrade Monsieur Macron if we don’t arm them with nukes NOW.

[–] Silic0n_Alph4 22 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

No nations, no problems 😎☢️🔥

[–] Silic0n_Alph4 2 points 2 weeks ago

Great band.

[–] Silic0n_Alph4 3 points 2 weeks ago

Keep the black side down and ATGATT.

[–] Silic0n_Alph4 2 points 2 weeks ago

She’s a bit noncommittal on them. I should have seen the warning signs sooner, in hindsight.

[–] Silic0n_Alph4 1 points 2 weeks ago

No opinion… or an opinion so wrong that she’d end up in prison for it??? 🤔

 

Hiya,

I’m wondering if anybody knows of any other brands like Eve that sell local-network-only no-cloud HomeKit products.

To make that word salad a bit clearer, I’m looking for devices that:

  • work with HomeKit, either directly or over Thread or Matter.
  • don’t have any mandatory cloud services from the vendor.
  • don’t have any optional cloud services from the vendor.
  • don’t phone home to their vendor.
  • is supported as running in a VLAN with no WAN access, or can be trusted in a secure VLAN with WAN access as it won’t abuse that trust.

I’d be very interested to hear your experiences and recommendations around the above. I recognise that some devices can be run in a secured VLAN in a non-vendor recommended manner and am interested to hear about them, but the main focus of this thread is to determine if there are and brands besides Eve that explicitly manufacture “local-only” HomeKit devices.

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