TransplantedSconie

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago

Whenever bird flu finally makes the jump, the idiots won't even know.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

I'm pretty sure if I even voiced a smidgen of what this said, my wife would literally make me disappear. What a douche-canoe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago (8 children)

Is this in reference to Juneteenth?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago

Yeah, and you idiots will get hacked, and then everyone would be fucked.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

What if a cop kills another cop?

Is that like dividing by zero?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing. They are doing the wah wah thing to get attention.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

"The power of your Christ can no longer protect you!" He cackled before disappearing from the podium in a cloud of brimstone and spiders.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

How does this lower the cost of housing?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (4 children)

How does this lower the cost of my eggs?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

First to burn to the ground while ignoring it!

[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 day ago (8 children)

But they never did lol. They literally amplified them.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

They are literally sending wounded soldiers back to the front on crutches, lol.

If that isn't like Mordor, then what is?

 
 
 
 

Great rocker and a trip down memory lane when the internet was beautiful.

 

Come to South America with Ween and let the love of cocaine and potassium wisk you away!

 

They don't make epics like this anymore! Strap in boys and girls. It's a 10-minute rock fest about the forging of a world, and lots of drugs were involved!

 
 
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