You can restyle it however you want Elon, but we all still know those are hair plugs
this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2024
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As much as I hate the fuck, I feel like harping on this point just makes men who get hair transplants feel embarrassed, and there shouldn't be a stigma around cosmetic surgery.
Agreed, but the reason this is done to him from my understanding is that he does this sort of ad hominem attack on others and is a bully, generally, so why shouldn't people point out his superficial flaws as well? Especially when he continually tries to rewrite history that none of this happened because his ego is so fragile?
If he was a standup billionaire (heh, oxymoron there), people wouldn't feel like attacking things like this were acceptable.
But because he's a gigantic douchenozzle who regularly bullies people for things exactly like this, including his own family, it's game on.
And those plugs worked pretty good. He looks to have a thick head of hair. Do they take them from his ass?
I mean fuck, if I had a billion dollars I'd get hair plugs too.
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I feel like this is more accurate:
Hey now, Roger had some depth and grew as a character!
Is regression a form of growth?
Roger went from intense bully to just a jerk, musk went the opposite way.
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Zorg made it look way better
Zorg also made things that actually work.
If only cyber trucks had a little red button
And at least had the charisma too. The other guy is just an edgy asshole.
He should go back to this
"Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?"
Adios turd nugget!
A wig?
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At least zorg knew he was an asshole
Musk definitely knows too.
I don't agree. I think he believes he's a persecuted genius that is smarter than the rest of us.
Most arrogant and stupid people think this way. It's a dangerous mixture.
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Except Zorg had way, WAY more charisma.
Zorg had a plan. A demented plan, but a plan.
Ok can we please have a obbligatory Musk flair or a tag that warns about Elon posts so I can use a filter?
You could give that idiot on the left a ZF-1 and he wouldn’t even ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
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when Zorg builds a vehicle that removes fingers, you know Zorg wants those fingers removed. None of this wishy washy "oops it was the trunks fault" bullpucky
Zorg getting the shit end of that comparison. He only tried to explode a space cruise and collaborated with a being that wanted to end all life.
I just watch like half of Star Trek Discovery (which is not that old lol). There's already been two or three references to him that did not age well.
In the writer's defense. He did seem much more normal at one time I feel.
Midlife crisis + Very public divorce + obvious stimulant use = a batshit crazy person.
Like, he was already knocking on the nutjob door, but I feel those things tipped the scales.
Wannabe Zorg. He better avoid luxury space liners.
all those hair plugs just for that
When you become ultra rich, you should have someone who can be open and honest about your look, someone that can go " No, you'll look like a fucking weirdo.
It turns out that the haircut was in 2021! How could I have missed the news??!! But now that I think about it, it was the pandemic and the those two years of lockdown was bizarre and surreal in terms of time.
good lord he looks like a frog
Alternatively:
"fire one million" - Musk
It totally works.
Someone get him some cherries.
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