Dad Jokes

Hadn't seen this one before but I saw this in a book:

There once was a man from Peru,
Whose limericks stopped at line two

and then later in the same book they had

There once was a man from Verdun

There once was a bard from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When told this was so
He replied, 'Yes, I know"
"But I always try and fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can."

there’s really no need to say more

The audience always wants more

Reminds me of an oldie:

“Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, This one don’t.”

There was a young man from south bend

Whose limericks all came to an end

Suddenly

My favourite language joke:

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One's got claws at the end of its paws, the other's a pause at the end of a clause

*fixed order

... he traded the fifth for a whore

... the four is an Int I adore

... ~~three~~ third bit~~s~~ is all I afford

And this is the fifth line of four..

Not a limerick but I want to share my favorite pun joke

I once submitted ten puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win, but
No pun intended

"...I can't think of a single word more."

whose limericks stopped at line four

Bad rhythm. Should be “whose limericks would stop at line four”

My bandwidth is crappy through Tor.

OR

Too much exposition's a bore.

OR

Though a quatrain's a ditty,

My pay's itty bitty.

If you cut prose apart, so as to make more,

Perhaps, one day, I'll afford my lost oar.

I find the fifth line a chore

and then he said nothing more.

You're both sadist and poetic boor.

And then he spoke not a word more.

There once was a mute man from spain
Who loved traveling on planes
When ask what he thought
Of the brand new concord
He said

And with that he walked out the door

"Yer Mom was a ________"

*badum...* Y'know, no, this is so terrible, I will not finish the rimshot.