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Post text, images, or direct links only (self.dadjokes)
submitted 10 months ago by loopy to c/dadjokes
5 comments fedilink

Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (self.dadjokes)
submitted 10 months ago by loopy to c/dadjokes
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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community [email protected]

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Until I got a pair, I always thought orthopaedic shoes were nonsense. (ttrpg.network)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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Now I stand corrected.

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Did you hear about the square that got in a car accident? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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Now it's a wrecked angle.

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I borrowed a bunch of tables from friends for a garage sale last weekend, and gave them back yesterday. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 2 days ago by spongebue to c/dadjokes
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My, how the tables have returned!

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What do you call a psychic little person who breaks out of prison? (self.dadjokes)
submitted 3 days ago by QuarterSwede to c/dadjokes
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A small medium at large.

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I think it goes without saying (self.dadjokes)
submitted 3 days ago by ajoebyanyothername to c/dadjokes
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What did the lettuce say to the celery? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
6 comments fedilink

"Quit stalking me!"

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On my way to work this morning a tractor nearly crashed into me. The driver was shouting about the end of the world being nigh... (feddit.uk)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
4 comments fedilink

... I think it was Farmer Geddon.

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I got a new pair of shoes from my recreational pharmaceutical direct sales outlet. (ttrpg.network)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
2 comments fedilink

I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day.

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Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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It's a little meteor.

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What do you give a sick lemon? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
3 comments fedilink

Lemon aid.

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Why is money called dough? (self.dadjokes)
submitted 1 week ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes
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Because everyone kneads it.

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I stopped telling "Yo Mama" jokes because they were déclassé. (midwest.social)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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Now I tell Yo-Yo Ma jokes, which are much classier.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bay gulls.

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Where do saplings go to learn? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
7 comments fedilink

Elemen-tree school.

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What do you call a belt made of wristwatches? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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A waist of time.

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Thought of this community when we revisited the park (hope it gets attached this time and not potato quality) (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by xploit to c/dadjokes
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Why do neutron stars perform so poorly in school? (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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They're far too dense

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That French chef freaks me out... (self.dadjokes)
submitted 2 weeks ago by TheOneWithTheHair to c/dadjokes
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...he gives me the crepes.

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What do you call bears without ears? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
5 comments fedilink

B.

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Last week I thought I was a sea snake. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 2 weeks ago by 5parky to c/dadjokes
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I'm glad I'm over that eelness.

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Why do electrons dislike each other? (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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They're all too negative to get along.

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Did you know that before the release of the film Alien (1979) starring Sigourney Weaver... (kbin.social)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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...people had to weave their own sigourneys by hand?

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Did you know a characteristic of killer whales is that they work together? (self.dadjokes)
submitted 3 weeks ago by HonoraryMancunian to c/dadjokes
6 comments fedilink

The orcas' trait is they orchestrate

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