Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community [email protected]

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Knock knock (self.dadjokes)
submitted 4 days ago by Kintarian to c/dadjokes
 
 

Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bath tub I'm dwouning!

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I said, "who, Ra?"

He got angry and shouted, "IT'S NOTHING TO CELEBRATE!"

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Now I can't find him

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"Look at the board and I will go through it again."

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Tippy Hedren

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Polar bears 🐻 (mander.xyz)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
 
 
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They were all trick questions.

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Cursor (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/dadjokes
 
 
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Camping is in tents (self.dadjokes)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Kintarian to c/dadjokes
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If the sign says "Deer 5 miles ahead," do the deer know it?

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I keep having to remove all sorts of

Elephants 🐘, penguins 🐧, and giraffes 🦒 and other funny animals from my imaginary joke fridge!

Go get me a funny 🍺 beer!

Surprise! It's another elephant.

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I honestly have no idea how they pulled it off.

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Wedding photos? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
 
 

I think you mean Matrimony and Cheese!

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A page from... (ttrpg.network)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
 
 
  • 22 Sep (Sun) - Greg
  • 23 Sep (Mon) - Ian
  • 24 Sep (Tue) - Greg
  • 25 Sep (Wed) - Ian
  • 26 Sep (Thur) - Greg
  • 27 Sep (Fri) - Ian
  • 28 Sep (Sat) - Greg

...the Gregorian calendar!

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It was just a stage he was going through.

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go lower (mander.xyz)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
 
 
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It was a big hit.

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Cuatro sinko.

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He says he can't. I'm so bummed.

This club can't even Handel me right now

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