Dad Jokes

It was quite the paradox!

They were really into each other

An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a highway patrol officer who says, "You were speeding and I'm going to give you a ticket."

"Yep" says the farmer as he watches the officer shoo away a bunch of flies.

"These flies are terrible," the officer complains.

"Yep," says the farmer. "Them are circle flies."

"What's a circle fly?" asks the officer.

"Flies that circle a horse's ass," says the farmer. "Them are circle flies."

"You wouldn't be calling me a horse's ass, would you?" the officer asks.

"Nope... I would never do that" the farmer says. "I have too much respect for policemen to even think about calling you a horse's ass."

The officer says, "Well that's a good thing,” and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."

A lollygagger.

He's a pet peeve

That would be a big step forward

I told her I ate all the candy. Maybe I'm doing it wrong?

What a kind jester. 🤡

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22869639

Because they are alloys

They are, after all, what they are.

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

Saint Nickel-less.

Because they don’t have the guts!

The cina-minimum.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.