thenextguy

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cursor-shape-v1 support landed in GTK3 in c/[email protected]
[–] thenextguy 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

What's up with the bifurcation diagram?

I don't want to enhance my productivity in c/showerthoughts
[–] thenextguy 1 points 9 hours ago

Productivity is for Produce.

Apple Watch sleep timing is off. Why does this keep happening? in c/apple_enthusiast
[–] thenextguy 1 points 2 days ago

11 minutes of sleep walking.

What do you appreciate the most in the Lemmy culture? in c/asklemmy
[–] thenextguy 3 points 2 days ago

you have to adopt

I'm not ready for kids.

See Blue Ghost's amazing first pics from moon captured after historic touchdown in c/science
[–] thenextguy 3 points 3 days ago

"We're all in this picture." :)

Any similar SCPs/Midia to SCP 3125 in c/scp
[–] thenextguy 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Have you tried Ra or The Fine Structure by the same author?

What's your hair length & are you happy with it? in c/asklemmy
[–] thenextguy 2 points 3 days ago

61, male, number 3 clipper cut, cuz I don't have much hair left. Love it.

How come there is enough asphalt for speed bumps, but not enough to fill potholes ? in c/showerthoughts
[–] thenextguy 3 points 3 days ago

Asphalt has natural antigravity properties and tends to rise.

What are some good reasons to NOT end your own life? in c/asklemmy
[–] thenextguy 38 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Food tastes good

Sunsets are awesome

Some people are worth being around

You might mess up the attempt and end up worse off than you are now

Religion might be right and you end up in the bad place

Since Peanuts are legumes that are nut-like, it would be more accurate if they were named Nutpeas. in c/showerthoughts
[–] thenextguy 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You're a legume, Charlie Brown.

I told you 'bout living in the Enterprise. Don't you know that I'm a gangster of love? in c/tenforward
[–] thenextguy 2 points 6 days ago

I met you in somebody's mind meld
You thought we had melded before
I brought you "The Teachings of Surak"
And waited all night by your door

...
Vulcan love.
It's driving me mad
It's making me crazy

I told you 'bout living in the Enterprise. Don't you know that I'm a gangster of love? in c/tenforward
[–] thenextguy 2 points 1 week ago

"Don't you worry baby don't worry. Cuz the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one."

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Voted number one... (self.showerthoughts)
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There's a toilet paper ad where they claim they were voted number one product of the year.

Shouldn't they prefer to be number two?

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Sure to be the highlight of my day. (lemmy.world)
 
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