Iron_Lynx

And also: the explanation.

One of my DMs is my gf. So I think that if I were to cause such a situation, it might play out something like:

ME: I go look for a brothel.
DM/GF: Sure, you do that. Now, what's everyone else up to?
ME: that's fine, we can play it out later 😏

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM OH NEUTRINO

Impending mommy giving off some real Omega vibes here.

An acquaintance of mine tried giving a deer buck shot the other week. On a semi-related note, they're having Venison for dinner tonight.

1. Load the capsule onto a ship in 2024.
2. Sail to the easternmost point of the international date line and stop just before crossing.
3. At midnight, open the outer box.
4. Immediately cross the date line and then sail along it on the 2024 side, aiming for the westernmost point of the line.
5. While in transit, open the inner box
6. ???
7. Profit!...?

Try H

Drats, it seems I've been outplayed! ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ

I've seen this described as Conservation of Ninjitsu, the more mooks Our Hero must face, the less competent each of those mooks will be.

If you want the most extensive, expansive, awesome emergent story base building game out there, there's of course Dwarf Fortress. You can download it right off the devs, where it's free but takes a PhD to begin to make sense of the UI. Or you can buy it on Steam, where it will cost you a little bit, but thanks to massive UI improvements, it's actually playable by regular people.

If you want something where you can just unwind & chill, look into the Slime Rancher games.