I can still hear the music from this game in my head.
Nice, a positive news story. Go Diesel, go!
"Ok, fair enough, Omprakash, have you picked a date yet?"
418 Pop the kettle on - surely?
Call yourself a serious fucking news source, uk.news.yahoo.com? Tell us what actually fucking matters here: Heinz or HP?
Ah, Da Management! Had a quick look for a clip of my favourite gag of theirs but couldn't find it. It went something like this:
"Ron, they're babbling."
"I don't like babbling."
"I don't like babbling either."
"To be fair, I don't like any hanging gardens."
Do you know, to this day I still don't know which is Hale and which is Pace.
In today's money? About 17p, or 21 US cents. Shocking, really. I've got a club because at that price, why wouldn't you?
403 - “If your name’s not on the list, you’re not getting in. Now do one.”
404 - “Mebbe try looking down the back of the sofa, mate, ‘cos I can’t find what you’re looking for here.”
I’m trying to work out some kind of “Are You Being Served? No you’re bloody not! Something, something, Mrs. Slocombe’s pussy!” for 500 but haven’t got anything quite bang on yet.
“If you want to respect the rule of law, you’ve got to start from the original lawgiver, which was Moses”
Bollocks, more like.
The earliest known laws are from The Code of Ur-Nammu from Mesopotamia written on tablets around 2100–2050 BCE. If Moses existed, he was probably chiselling away at his tables six or seven hundred years later.
So I demand that these laws replace the 10 Commandments in schools. Who could forget such classics as:
- If a prospective son-in-law enters the house of his prospective father-in-law, but his father-in-law later gives his daughter to another man, the father-in-law shall return to the rejected son-in-law twofold the amount of bridal presents he had brought.
- If a man's slave-woman, comparing herself to her mistress, speaks insolently to her, her mouth shall be scoured with 1 quart of salt.
- If a man, in the course of a scuffle, smashed the limb of another man with a club, he shall pay one mina of silver.
- If a man stealthily cultivates the field of another man and he raises a complaint, this is however to be rejected, and this man will lose his expenses.
GNU Terry Pratchett