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[–] [email protected] 169 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] dohpaz42 17 points 3 months ago

I need to remember this on my next date.

[–] Snowclone 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

Powerful Magicks... Don't go talking to the Mage's Guild about this.

[–] T156 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Fascinating women with cheese may still be legal in CyrodiiI, but few will admit to it now that the Mage's Guild has banned it.

Farewell.

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[–] teft 162 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

How does one become sponsored by Big Parm? Just asking for personal reasons...

[–] BleatingZombie 124 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Big Parma has the government in its pocket, just look at SCOTUS recently overturning the Chevre doctrine

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[–] GrabtharsHammer 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Big Parma is responsible for the Fontina epidemic that is ravaging our rural communities.

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[–] Snowclone 19 points 3 months ago

Be Italian. Be bueatiful. Aquire fame through accomplishments your county takes pride in. Then probably go talk to the parm merchant-kings.

[–] NOT_RICK 13 points 3 months ago

Invent a Time Machine and start doing gymnastics at two years old by the looks of it

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

...anyone else thinking of going down and getting a cheese wheel for yourself?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah! Let's go fuck that cheese!

[–] hperrin 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

These photos feel so... gosh, what's the right word ... corny?

[–] crank0271 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Naw, I donno, maybe nutty?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Spicy? I think it's pretty spicy tbh.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

It looks like AI images. Perfect woman with a big smile and doing a strange thing.

[–] Windex007 69 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's not AI. It's real. She's just Italian.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 months ago

AI = Actual Italian

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[–] RememberTheApollo_ 37 points 3 months ago (12 children)

These are so odd they look AI generated.

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I know those are probably prop cheese wheels, but I can't help but think they could've made a lot of money selling the ones she did the splits on.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My god, lol. That's some good business sense though.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If I lacked morals and self respect I'd be a very wealthy man indeed.

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[–] athairmor 12 points 3 months ago

I think you should spend less time on the Internet.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Wogi 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This looks like AI, I know it isn't, but it's just bizarre enough that my brain goes "nope can't be real."

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[–] NegativeLookBehind 31 points 3 months ago

I’ve never felt love so strongly until this very moment

[–] TropicalDingdong 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I think the real question we all you to be asking yourself, is what has kept you from getting a sponsorship from big cheese?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (3 children)

One of the Canadian canoe slalom athletes is sponsored by eggs

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

jfc isn't that like a 100lb wheel of cheese?

[–] teft 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

~80lbs is the usual weight.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

and she's hugging it like it's a teddy bear lol

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[–] CheesyGordita 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My wife was a college gymnast when I met her. She was ridiculously strong, I was scaroused. Gymnasts are not from this planet. That weight would be no problem for most.

Edit: on second look, her hands aren’t clasped and fingers loosely interlinked, probably fake cheese but my above comment still stands.

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[–] Damaskox 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't know why but these pictures remind me of AI generated (not saying they are)!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

She's Italian. So... yup.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

I never knew any sponsorship would work on me and yet here i am desperatly craving for parmesan near me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Wow! She demolished that cheese wheel, how long did it take her to eat that much cheese?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

Truly she is the Dragonborn

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[–] hperrin 13 points 3 months ago

It ain’t easy being cheesy.

[–] edgemaster72 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Do want

Also the lady seems alright, I guess

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