crank0271

joined 2 years ago

Behold, my tiny pineapple that I grew in c/gardening

[–] crank0271 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's got to be a banana for scale

It’s over in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] crank0271 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm sorry that you're both going through that. Wishing you both peace, and feel free to reach out if you ever want someone to listen.

It’s over in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] crank0271 8 points 1 week ago

I see you haven't met Internet. You're going to love it here.

Ukraine targets North Korean troops with psychological warfare in c/world

[–] crank0271 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Really just some sandwiches would be great

‘Unprecedented risk’ to life on Earth: Scientists call for halt on ‘mirror life’ microbe research in c/world

[–] crank0271 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How would we all look with goatees the next time around?

Front Page of the Internet in c/reddit

[–] crank0271 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wow, everyone seems to be really broken up over the death of Brian "Johnson" (sic). The eulogy writes itself (but I did it anyway):

He lived as he died: a champion of generics.

In memory of Jake, who thought he was a lap dog in c/dogs

[–] crank0271 13 points 1 week ago

I'm so sorry for your loss. Jake looks like the perfect lap buddy.

Favorite quadrant islands in c/politicalcompassmemes

[–] crank0271 3 points 2 weeks ago

Little Saint James Island is just Buddy Christ from a 3/4 perspective

I hope it's not maggie in c/microblogmemes

[–] crank0271 7 points 2 weeks ago

Has anyone checked in with Boeing to see what they were doing this morning?

Real estate tycoon must pay $9 billion to avoid execution in Vietnam in c/world

[–] crank0271 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You didn't hear it from me, but I heard that billionaire skipped the fare on the subway...

If Trumps tariffs go thru would that not cause the countries the tariffs are imposed on just raise their prices? And a result of that hurt the american consumer? Why do it to begin with? in c/explainlikeimfive

[–] crank0271 47 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

That company still wants to make a profit, so they raise the price by 25 dollars.

Or they raise the price by $40, do stock buybacks, lay off 10% of their workforce, close underperforming stores, and book their CEO on CNBC to squeal about "organized retail theft," and pay record bonuses to the execs.

Respect the rule! in c/comicstrips

[–] crank0271 3 points 3 weeks ago

A "cubical," huh? Well thems the rules...