crank0271

joined 2 years ago
[–] crank0271 1 points 1 hour ago

But as they're breaking down where does that plastic go?

[–] crank0271 2 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I found that the faces seemed to break down after some time (not much). Did you experience this? I don't think I would try them again based on that.

[–] crank0271 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Source for this? I don't doubt it but would love to be able to reference something.

[–] crank0271 1 points 1 day ago (5 children)

You must have a good disability insurance policy

[–] crank0271 17 points 1 day ago

Just look at the traps on that kid

[–] crank0271 7 points 1 day ago

It's really great of you to be sensitive to these dynamics and to be such a straightforward friend. Clearly you see how rare it is, as the other guy friends are trying, however subtly, to girlfriend your mutual friend (who is a woman). Just keep being a good guy, because that's who you are.

[–] crank0271 31 points 1 day ago

I think it is satire... I realized once I read the bolded "it's just how they're wired, biologically." But yes indeed, very good satire.

[–] crank0271 3 points 1 day ago

My eternal gratitude to anyone who can find the old Jonathan Katz stand up bit where he was spelling things out ridiculously to a 411 representative. I must have taped over my old VHS with it.

[–] crank0271 68 points 2 days ago

Free healthcare? I won't even run from the bite.

[–] crank0271 5 points 2 days ago

If you hate tipping so much why don't you move to Venezuela?

/s just in case

[–] crank0271 97 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Don't worry, they're not paid minimum wage. They're contractors so there's no such thing. 😊

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