On the young lady, the choker and the neck line is the narrow mouth and chin on the old woman.

Megabongatron!

I tried. I'm new, I don't know any better!

I like the idea of magnet fishing, but it seems like you just pick up metal trash.

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And then the cravings begin...

What a terrible day to have eyes...

Well, most of them didn't get paid either...

I subbed thinking this dude has a fun science channel. But he'll let loose with some gems like "as blunt as the head of my dick" when he talks about cutting nails with his wire cutters.

Lies! There is no potatoe, only sadness.

"BLEH! I'm sorry, I'm already in a committed relationship. Bleh!"

That's a country song if I ever heard one. "Is my dick too long for this skirt?"