Snowclone

joined 8 months ago
[–] Snowclone 2 points 10 hours ago

Ahh. Who knew, he likes the countries that want us gone or weak and hates the countries that provide every aspect of our economic might and resource hunger. What a great leader.

[–] Snowclone 13 points 10 hours ago

Yeah, who knew.

[–] Snowclone 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah.. don't go around making people unhappy. That's not a treehouse you wanna live in.

[–] Snowclone 20 points 19 hours ago

I just wait by the bar and when a guy with a Maserati comes in, I take pictures of myself in a pleather jacket and aviators with it in the background. Same effect, zero overhead.

[–] Snowclone 7 points 19 hours ago

I too will never be able to afford a sports car, or attract a romantic interest under the age of 38. But also, I really can't afford to build a tree house.

[–] Snowclone 2 points 19 hours ago
 I'm so sorry but the Harvard Guid
 to Margin Spacing Standard is very off. 
 Sorry.
[–] Snowclone 12 points 19 hours ago

We all know he's a nut job and we don't want him in any position of power, but hay, coattails!

[–] Snowclone 0 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Polyester is looking better and better.

[–] Snowclone 12 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

What is ''faaaaaaaaaaar left'' dearie? I've never heard it before. Why didn't you vote for your pee pee to be president? You loss argument. I'm win. Haha. I'm win.

[–] Snowclone 9 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I R8 YR B8 A 0 Out of 8

nothing personnel kid. Better luck next time.

[–] Snowclone 11 points 22 hours ago

They never shut up, they just get more and more demanding. After this they'll want all non white employees fired, they'll want all women fired, they'll want any fruit and vegetables they sell to be monitored by a gender advisory group to make sure none of their plant species lacks a binary gender expression. Then they'll demand all the product sold to be gendered male or female, then they'll want a separate store for men and women, then they'll want women who shop they be checked for pregnancy or ovulation.

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If you've never listened to the people who make these demands, they don't stop screaming. They never stop screaming. They are fever pitch panic salesmen. Once they get their way on anything, they immediately start screaming about something more extreme.

[–] Snowclone 16 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

I know I killed 10 people your honor, but Ted Bundy killed WAY more people. So I'm not even a murderer with just 10 kills. I rest my case.

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