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Quite an old joke.
I do miss my old Blackberry 9900

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[–] FlashZordon 114 points 5 months ago (6 children)

I miss having a viable "3rd" option.

The rise of the iPhone and Android was a wild time back in the early 2010s.

[–] [email protected] 114 points 5 months ago (8 children)

It's still shocking that Microsoft just couldn't come up with a decent third option at all. Goes to show that Windows only exists out of pure inertia at this point, and Microsoft is now incapable of building successful consumer products that people love using.

[–] Jesus_666 70 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They did, about three times, each time abandoning it before the ecosystem could stabilize.

Admittedly, the last time nobody even wanted to buy in because everyone expected them to drop the OS within two years. Which they promptly did.

[–] madcaesar 18 points 5 months ago

They never build something with the attitude "Let's make the best thing for the consumer!"

It's always "Let's make the best thing for the consumer... Buuuut we also need to integrate this fuckery here!"

It's no way to break into a market where you are far behind. You need to put consumer needs first. Period.

The last Microsoft product that actually is good is VS Code. It was build with the end user in mind and quickly took up steam.

In today's climate with so much competition, you can't half ass things, just because "you're a big player". Microsoft refuses to accept this reality.

Windows 11 is the next step in the process of them fucking up big again.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

I had a windows phone. It was really good, it had all the functionality apps, it could run emulators, but it didn’t have the user base. Good compatibility with windows 8/8.1. But people hated those OSs. Microsoft was too late to pick up blackberry’s failing market and too early to capitalize on windows 10s popularity.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Visual Studio Code is quite well liked

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

IMO MS for consumers and MS for developers are two totally different beasts. Typescript is also a beloved tech.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Good point.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Vscode is essential just because of what they call "intellisense". You download the package for the programming language you want and then it shows you lists of variables and members in classes, shows you tool tips with relevant comments and some autocomplete suggestions. This is so invaluable and saves so much time. I can't just remember the entire codebase and every function, variable and overload of it myself. Switching tabs and windows all the time every time I forgot the overloads for that one function is an impossible waste of time when I'm doing anything complicated.

I know there are actually FOSS ways to do this now finally but I've never successfully set it up. Hopefully that stuff will be working well, easier to use and more refined by the time Microsoft pulls the plug in Vscode for Linux.

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[–] tpihkal 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I would totally consider a Windows phone if they could actually pull it off.

I only run one hands free Linux system now, but a Linux phone would also be cool. It would have to be compatible with Google Play apps though as I need certain things for work.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Linux phones can already run Android apps and Google Play using WayDroid. You're going to have a problem if anything you use requires it to pass an integrety check, though, like some banking apps have.

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[–] Agrivar 9 points 5 months ago

I love my Windows Phone! So much so that I literally still have it in a drawer full of out-of-date tech - it works fine but is no longer compatible with my cell service provider :-/

[–] ikidd 7 points 5 months ago

You will soon need to watch a 30 second commercial to change your screen dimming.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I love my (newish) wired Intellimouse! It's never connected to a windows computer...but I love the mouse.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Private life no way but for my job where everything is microsoft. I would kill for a onedrive centered windows Phone with copilot ocr.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i hate that smooth-rectangle has become the standard

stop it with the extra cameras and the beveled edges, i'd give up half my screen space for some real goddamn buttons

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, some blackberry-like devices would be nice.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 23 points 5 months ago (5 children)

BlackBerrys were the only good thing to come out of Canada, besides Norm Macdonald.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

Does French Canada count? Poutine is delicious.

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[–] CaptPretentious 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Beg your pardon! Keanu Reeves, Micheal J. Fox, and Ryan Reynolds

[–] pdxfed 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yikes. How about Jim Carrey, Colin mochery, Eugene Levy, Mike Meyers, Catherine O'Hara...

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[–] slazer2au 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Second best. Stargate was mostly filmed in Canada.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

At that rate, nearly everything is now recorded up here. It's something about taxes.

[–] MeatsOfRage 3 points 5 months ago

Anytime I'm watching a show now I'm trying to figure out what Vancouver street they're shooting on

[–] Late2TheParty 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

What? You don't like milk in a bag? 😁

Gods, but how much do I miss my BB!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 6 points 5 months ago

M-O-O-N and that spells moon!

Seriously though Canadians are shifty little fucks.

[–] mrvictory1 5 points 5 months ago

Arch Linux originated in Canada

[–] FlyingSquid 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Obama was forced to use a Blackberry while president and he hated it.

"I get the thing, and they're all like, 'Well, Mr. President, for security reasons ... it doesn't take pictures, you can't text, the phone doesn't work, ... you can't play your music on it,'" Obama said during an appearance on The Tonight Show this week. "Basically, it's like, does your three-year-old have one of those play phones?"

https://www.theverge.com/2016/6/11/11910306/obama-upgrades-from-blackberry

Edit: Ugh, I hate the way The Verge totally failed at punctuation.

[–] ozymandias117 8 points 5 months ago

That quote is about the replacement phone, not the Blackberry

isn't thrilled with this new phone either

Any secure phone will have the same restrictions - the manufacturer doesn't make much difference in this case

[–] Telodzrum 5 points 5 months ago

The quote is about Obama being forced to give up his beloved BlackBerry and move to a secure phone.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I am (was) a mobile developer and my favorite app that I ever wrote was a TV guide for a (very) large ISP/cable company. Unfortunately, it was for Blackberry in 2010 just as they were in their death throes. The most common response from people who tried it was "how is this even possible on a Blackberry?" Blackberrys were actually extremely powerful devices, but it was an abysmal platform for developers; sometimes just testing out a one-line code change took 45 minutes, or maybe wasn't even possible at all and I had to go home (come to think of it, maybe that made it a great platform for developers).

An under-appreciated negative about them was that the most common devices had 16-bit color (RGB565 which used 5 bits each for red and blue and 6 bits for green - I have no idea what made green so special) which made everything look washed-out and pukey. That scroll wheel was fantastic, though. Really allowed you to do precision control despite the tiny screen, something that just isn't possible on today's touchscreen devices with fat fingers.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Human eyes are more sensitive to green than blue or red, and more readily notice details and defects in green shading.

[–] Psythik 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Furthermore, our eyes are really bad at blue, so much so that you can reduce the resolution of blue pixels 3x, and people won't even notice. Most streaming videos are encoded this way.

This old article has some nice visual examples and is still relevant today.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That shit is still going on today.

[–] Legonatic 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Only if you actually care to follow it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Oh, I don’t. But sometimes you can’t not see it.

[–] iAvicenna 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

at this point I think we can safely say what the fuck is a blackberry

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The opposite of a whiteberry?

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[–] EnderMB 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Someone add another row for Windows Phone.

[–] creditCrazy 7 points 5 months ago

Oh they have a row it's just empty like the user base

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Now Iphone girl has absorbed a bit of BlackBerry's elitism, both in self-image and perception of Android. You'd need to add a green text bubble, too.

Everyone else sees BlackBerry guy as a dinosaur, and are about as amazed to meet him IRL.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Blackberries are expensive AF, but delicious, and not sure why they are in this image about phones... (/s 😜)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

The blackberry row is 1000% accurate at least.

[–] Sanctus 4 points 5 months ago

Had a dude try to BOD some old ass BlackBerry not even signed into a blackberry account. Can't do shit without those activation servers my guy sorry. Was cool to putz around on tho.

[–] TrueStoryBob 4 points 5 months ago

Awe... I miss my Blackberry Torch... easily in my top five favorite phones of all time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

BlackBerry Storm, biggest letdown of a phone. Full touch screen but with a click mechanism for haptic feedback. Sounded great, didn't work all that well.

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[–] CaptPretentious 3 points 5 months ago
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