ChickenLadyLovesLife

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's not that shitty, maybe. In the district where I work, we get $31 an hour (for about 5 hours a day), health insurance (the main reason I do it) and eventually a small pension. The break in the middle of the day is great since I can go for a bike ride and have lunch and a long nap, and I can take my elderly parents to doctors' appointments as necessary. In other districts it does suck though, since the pay can be much less (more like $18-22 an hour) with no benefits.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 2 points 1 day ago

It's funny, my same local murder likes to gang up on hawks when they show up from time to time. But the hawks just ignore them. My crow buddies are sissies.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 9 points 2 days ago

Ukraine has to cede land without US support

Seems like that's going to be the best-case scenario for Ukraine. Worst case is the US starts supporting Putin instead.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I've been feeding my local murder of crows roasted peanuts for the past few years. Recently I've started noticing one bluejay that shows up occasionally to kick their asses. There's six or seven of these small-chicken-sized black birds and this one little bluejay runs them off. He eats a couple of peanuts and then guards the rest.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 5 points 2 days ago

It's the butthole tasing that keeps him young. Same for Ryan Reynolds.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Planet Fitness (and probably other chains now) require checking account info for memberships, no cards. On the plus side, you can actually just cancel a PF membership, no questions asked. I think their business model is that it's just so cheap nobody bothers to actually cancel. You're paying $10 a month for the right to fantasize that you're actually still a fit person.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 1 points 3 days ago

I read a while back that the average Planet Fitness has 6,000 members. If you assume half are paying the minimum $10 and the other the "black card" $25, that means average revenue is around $1.5 million a year (counting annual fees). But it's pretty obvious there's no way any gym could accommodate 6,000 daily users.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 7 points 6 days ago

My boy cat died five years ago. I still sometimes wake up in the morning to find myself petting a lump of blanket that is the same size as he was. My girl cat died last summer and when I plop down in my recliner I still leave room on the footrest for her to jump up. I can't bring myself to get another cat yet, although I hope for the sake of other cats that I can eventually do it.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 2 points 6 days ago

Should be "your a douchebag".

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 13 points 6 days ago

My favorite quote from this movie was "first rule of leadership, princess: everything is your fault!"

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 1 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I’m pretty certain he went on to become a staunch supporter of Hitler

The exact opposite is true.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 2 points 1 week ago

I prefer his "jeweled self-dribbling basketballs" to "elves".

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