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[–] [email protected] 124 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Original post is def spot on though.

The modern homeschool movement is born out of an attempt to stop the kids from realizing being traded as brood stock like their parents' property to make business with their friends over is bullshit.

[–] kautau 71 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Also just so parents can choose the “truth” they are teaching kids. That’s how you get uneducated racists and the like

[–] Speculater 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Selective education with extreme bias is dangerous in almost every instance. Usually with a large dose of fanatical religion thrown in.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

"Jesus blesses John with a dozen apples. John then gives one-fourth to his unemployed neighbor, who is gay. How many lightning strikes will God send to pumish John for enabling evil?"

[–] atmur 101 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

As someone who was home-schooled, I absolutely agree with Cosmonaut Star. I dodged the alt-right insanity of modern homeschooling, but I got the "okay sit here and do learning unsupervised for a while" treatment after I turned 11 or 12. Prior to then I feel like my parents did an okay job at making sure I was keeping up with normal kids and taking me to social gatherings and stuff, but that just gradually slipped away the older I got. I feel like I'm still unpacking mental baggage from basically not having a life in my teens.

Thank fuck I got into self-hosting, networking, and Linux/BSD stuff in general as a hobby otherwise I would have zero marketable skills for a job.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My mom wasn't a alt-right wingnut, thankfully. But she kept me homeschooled despite me asking for regular schooling because she wanted the enabling of abuse. A child who could tell a teacher what she was saying to me was a threat to her. I didn't go to any schooling beyond some 1st grade, and then she forced me into college when she grew tired of abusing me, until I ran out of support venues and she dragged me back to home.

One homework thing my thought was to just read comic panels from Sunday newspapers archived online. That's it. I was given old "general knowledge" books but never anything in depth of any study. I had to learn fields from parsing google and Wikipedia, even if she allowed the use of a computer.

I'm sure there's some legitimate use cases for homeschooling, especially for children who are immune compromised. But I've never heard of a happy story of homeschooling, lord knows I'm not one of them. I was held back socially and education wise from my peers, even with my skills.

At the very very least, there should be a way for the state to enforce regular homeschooling standards. Track what grade the kids should be on, how they are doing, and then also economic aid for those who do.

But my personal experience with homeschooling is that it's never for the betterment of the child, it's always to enable abuse and submission of the child to the parent. Because new ideas are scary to the parent, and new ideas allow new ways of thinking that the parent didn't want the child to do.

I'm biased as hell, but when you're trapped with someone who beats you for a learning disability that would have been accommodated for in a public school that you as a 14 year old asked for, it leaves an impression on you.

[–] grue 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I follow a few YouTube channels of people who live on sailboats and travel the world full-time, and some of them have kids. Having a transient lifestyle like that seems like one of the few relatively legitimate excuses for homeschooling, to me.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Having a transient lifestyle like that sounds like you shouldn't have children, at least to me.

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[–] Ibaudia 74 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think this model of education is damaging to kids and the government should do something about it

I'm going to train my kids to fucking kill you

Most normal libertarian response

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What's more libertarian than a good old fashioned southern lynching?

[–] Telodzrum 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Knowing the age of consent in every jurisdiction.

[–] Dkarma 16 points 4 months ago

This is so accurate

[–] SkyezOpen 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (11 children)

Maybe not outright illegal, but I think it should be heavily regulated. I've heard way too many stories of kids being raised in isolation and barely being taught even basic math under the guise of homeschooling.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Homeschooling is allowed in my country, but they have to take exams in front of a jury to prove they have been properly schooled.

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[–] ameancow 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

barely being taught even basic math under the guise of homeschooling.

yah that was me.

There was no actual "schooling" it was just a cover-story so people didn't pry and learn that my parents were too crazy/drunk/high/delusional to properly raise children. The first couple decades of my life I basically just wandered in the desert alone around my parent's "religious compound" a couple hours from the nearest town and tried to get my hands on any actual scientific or rational reading material that extended family members managed to smuggle in.

It had disastrous impact on my adult life. I did go to school later and excelled and soared through AP college classes... but with my life so handicapped from the start, I was unable to continue higher education due to poverty, unable to land a stable career, and worst of all, severe depression and anxiety from the CPTSD of basically spending 20 years of my most important developmental years isolated with two toxic, hateful, abusive parents and literally NOBODY else. I became non-verbal for years, people thought I was autistic. I have been in and out of therapy, on and off meds, and have had long, extended struggles with substance abuse, depression so bad I can't move some days, and thoughts of self-harm.

My parents were absolutely convinced that biblical prophecy was real and was about to be fulfilled, they saw themselves as actual prophets or chosen ones that would play a part in the coming apocalypse, and for years of my life I was also convinced that I was part of some greater destiny.

Fast forward through my adult life, and I'm clearing out my parent's belongings after they drank themselves to death, wondering what the fuck happened and what my real future is going to look like. Do you think AI is going to replace grocery baggers? Because I fully see myself at 80 bagging groceries.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 19 points 4 months ago (8 children)

My brother and sisiter-in-law briefly did "homeschooling" with their kids. I put the word in scare quotes because it wasn't what people normally think of when they consider homeschooling. It was actually a private school which the kids went to four days a week and then one day a week the parents guided the kids at home through a lesson plan prepared by the school. The only point of this was that it allowed the school to hire non-accredited and non-union teachers since it was ostensibly homeschooling and not a normal school.

At least it saved the parents money, right? Ha ha nope! Still expensive as shit - like $30K per year per kid.

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[–] BluesF 52 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Hanging, for an opinion? That seems pretty un-libertarian, doesn't it?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No no, they just mean that people like that should have large penises. Extremely libertarian.

[–] masquenox 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

They're about as "libertarian" as the Nazis were "socialist."

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[–] macarthur_park 40 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of Blazing Saddles:

They said you was hung!

They was right!

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 13 points 4 months ago

What a delight to find oneself among those who still quote scripture

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 39 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I wish twitter would hurry up and die.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I've often wondered what libertarian parents talk to their children about between the regular abuse and the sexual abuse

[–] barsquid 21 points 4 months ago

Probably that children are property and they are lucky to be working at home instead of sold on the free market.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I saw one on Facebook who had their ten kids removed by CPS for beating the shit out of them.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"I don't want a way to abuse children."

Liberatarians: YOU HATE MY FREEDOM TO DO WHAT I PLEASE WITH A MINOR!

Every time without issue, libertarians prove why everyone laughs at them and no one takes them seriously.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (12 children)

"people like you deserve to be hung"

This is a mentally damaged individual. I'd like to see elaboration on what "people like you" entails. But I would guess it's anyone who makes them feel angry or stupid.

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[–] statler_waldorf 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There's a pretty interesting book about New Hampshire libertarians called "A Libertarian Walks into a Bear". It's about a libertarian utopia that was overrun by bears.

[–] FlyingSquid 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

There are some good articles about it too. It was part of their attempt to turn the state of New Hampshire into a "free state" run on libertarian principles.

Turns out libertarian principles included not picking up garbage in bear country.

Also, some of the geniuses were actively feeding the bears.

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[–] son_named_bort 27 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Some of the Libertarians want the children to be hung.

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[–] Phegan 25 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I personally don't believe that home schooling should be illegal. It's not my jam, but don't want it to be illegal....but holy shit that response escalated quickly. Libertarians are triggered idiots.

[–] Crashumbc 41 points 4 months ago (10 children)

The big issue with homeschooling, is it is largely used as a tool for brainwashing and creating extremists...

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It is illegal where I live and I do think it's a good idea for it to continue to be that way.

Aside from the obvious problem with actually learning children, one important part of school is for society to check if the children are well.

Free lunch for everyone is provided every school day, in fact it's illegal to not provide free lunch. So it's also a good way to make sure all children at least get a minimum amount of food each day even if they don't get any at home.

If the children can "learn" at home the rest of society would have no idea if they for example starve or are abused. It's much harder to hide abuse if the children are forced to go to school each day with teachers that are educated on how to spot signs of abuse. It's also great for children to make friends and not be insulated.

Yes, school isn't perfect due to stuff like bullying but that should be solved in other ways.

[–] Valmond 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Also it teaches children how yo socialise and live with other people.

This is super important if you want to like have a society bigger thay your family.

Homeschooling is so stupid in all its ways.

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[–] Sam_Bass 25 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I always used to think i deserved to be hung. As i get older it matters less

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[–] Snapz 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (28 children)

Very sad when libertarians (i.e. republicans that are too cowardly to publicly own that they are republicans) get burned so bad and don't have a collectively funded community Fire Department or public roads where anyone could travel to put out the fire.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Libertarians believe that they should have the benefits of society, without any of the responsibilities that come with it.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The NH libertarian party also produced this greasy weirdo comparing car licenses to a license for making toast at home. Gary Johnson got booed for saying a drivers license wasn't a bad idea.

They're a party of clowns

https://youtu.be/ZITP93pqtdQ

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Conservatives are conserving a social hierarchy they were programmed to believe in by evil entities. Is some great irony that they wish their children to have the beliefs of pure evil.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I think they got a point though. I think homeschooling should be illegal and I'm hung. 🪘🪘🥁 😏

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[–] Fedizen 16 points 4 months ago

no he meant hung: swinging around a huge trouser hog

[–] SupraMario 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The NH libertarian party is a fucking joke, it's just insane people running it. I honestly can't believe the main party hasn't fully disengaged themselves from them. They're not even libertarians, as this post, goes %100 against the NAP, which is one of the foundations of libertarianism.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

goes %100 against the NAP

The Non-Aggression Principle was always a swiss-cheese ideology. Looks great, tastes great, but its full of giant holes. It isn't rooted in some foundational legal understanding of assault and battery, or property theft or damage, or reputational slander, or financial harm. The basis for the NAP boils down to "Are you to blame for my anxiety?" And the prescription response for a violation is "Anything I think will make me feel better."

It's exactly the kind of reasoning that gives the term Anarchism a bad name. No common code of conduct or shared understanding of the world. Just a million little free radicals riding the tide of their insular views and knee-jerk reactions.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I daresay if more of the populace were hung there'd be a lot fewer angry opinions like this.

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