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[–] Sanctus 82 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fuck yeah, I fucken love Megapiss

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah, I fucken love pegging

[–] Iheartcheese 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] troglodytis 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry, no. I don't see cheese on the list

[–] Iheartcheese 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The cheese is currently...hidden.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese 5 points 2 weeks ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

with songs like “piss sells… but whos buyin?”

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The more I think about "eggy wets" the less I want to know

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I can't tell if "The Eggy Wets" are a hardcore band or british invasion

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie 5 points 2 weeks ago

All of the above: vaginal secretions in reaction to a hardcore British invasion band.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

"I want to get your eggy wet"

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[–] scrion 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I looked at eggy wets and it immediately stood out. It's the only real band name deserving amy attention.

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[–] MrJameGumb 50 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Brian Disease

Who's Brian? What kind of disease does he have?

[–] thesporkeffect 25 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Iheartcheese 14 points 2 weeks ago

Brian's disease. Sorta like Lou Gehrig it's kinda freaky he ended up with it.

[–] ramenshaman 10 points 2 weeks ago

Brian IS the disease.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage: TOILET DAD

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

How did you come up with your band name?

Well, my Dad was using the toilet...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

As if Bathroom Dad wasn’t enough

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Diet of Worms isn't bad, but I prefer the Erfurt Latrine Disaster among cursed events in medieval German politics.

[–] Andonyx 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it's important that you know that another human being on Lemmy got both sides of your joke. You earned my upvote.

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[–] Late2TheParty 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Already taken. It's what I call my Hot Hot Heat! Cover band.

I quite like Brian Disease though, but I haven't to imagine it is also taken.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

I like Brian Disease.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Brian Disease seems like a winner

[–] the_dopamine_fiend 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They'd have to put up with the Pink Floyd/Jethro Tull syndrome of people thinking Brian Disease is the name of the lead singer.

e: This guy gets it.

[–] tacosplease 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn guess I'm the one who liked Diet of Worms

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Diet of Worms is clearly the best choice.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Big Horse Funeral fan myself personally.

[–] CptEnder 6 points 2 weeks ago

Brian Disease too

[–] AngryishHumanoid 23 points 2 weeks ago

Baba Slaga sounds like a banger. In more ways than one.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

Löded Diper

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

'Shoe Penis' has good energy, but might limit bookings for Bar/Bat-Mitzvahs and Quinceañeras.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Starfucker got pretty far before they had to change their name. Dunno if they did any quinceneras though

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Diet of Worms is a dope name

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Baba slaga has a nice ring to it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Like the kings of Game Of Thrones naming their swords.

PS: best name is horse funeral, no doubt

[–] Valmond 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Brian disease is not bad too.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Bad Foul to publish his list online. The band list name ist like a list for your future child names

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Hat Man is out of the question then?

[–] yemmly 8 points 2 weeks ago

I can’t decide between Shoe Penis and Toilet Dad.

[–] gmtom 7 points 2 weeks ago

I like to think Hat man/Hatman is the full name and the "Hatman" part is pronounced like it's someone's surname.

[–] NorthWestWind 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hat man / Hatman

A man who wears a hat / a hat who is a man

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