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[–] [email protected] 104 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Probably a Ted Nugent song

[–] cowfodder 52 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I was just thinking the other day about how I went to a highschool with the panther as the mascot, and how disgusting it is that we used to play Cat Scratch Fever in band at football games...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Stranglehold is another one. Yep, just a casual song about murdering your ex.

A shame because I really like the effects on the guitar.

[–] thallamabond 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Ted Nugent's jailbait is probably the worst I've seen from him (in song form).

"Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you're probably clean There's one little think I got do to you"

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (3 children)

could be led zeppelin too. jimmy page had a 12 year old girlfriend that he locked in his hotel room

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[–] partial_accumen 84 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I'd assume its a song about a father talking about how much he loves his young daughter. Perhaps I'm just an optimist.

[–] normalexit 67 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Theharpyeagle 92 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Tyler claimed their relationship was consensual and that he had immunity because he was her legal guardian at the time.

In what world does that make any fucking sense? "It's okay for me to groom her because I only had absolute legal authority over her."

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Super fun fact that isn’t fun at all:

In most states (possibly all) if a child under 18 is married to an adult over 18, their legal guardian changes from their parents to their now-spouse. So teeeeechnically, depending on the situation for the change of guardianship, that could actually be a totally legit loophole. In a very much should never be allowed to happen sort of way, naturally.

Before this gets weird, I only know that because I needed to know liquor laws, as my state allows minors to drink with their legal guardian who is over 21 which does include spouses. Nobody honors that at all (typically not even for parents because it’s really hard to prove legal guardianship), but technically that’s how it works.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So while the guardianship is legal, in the wikipedia article it goes on to clarify legal experts weighed in that it is still illegal to groom, coerce into sex, and give drugs, etc to a minor, even if you are their guardian. That's the illegal part

[–] SkyezOpen 15 points 7 months ago

illegal to groom

"Your honor I promise my 16 year old wife consented."

[–] cornshark 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ, wasn't this literally a scheme by Count Olaf?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

"I love when my girl is naked"

Oh heck

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Think About Things by Daði Freyr is that - a parental love song for a literal baby.

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[–] homesweethomeMrL 77 points 7 months ago

“Christine! Sixte- err . . Seven . . Eighteen!”

“When I saw you comin’ outta school that day - I mean, uh, out of . . your office complex . . . Where you’re a, uh, regional sales manager . . . I knew I got to have you!”

[–] [email protected] 61 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"My Sharona" by The Knack is literally this.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind

What. The. Fuck.

[–] Ragdoll_X 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Not only was My Sharona explicitly inspired by a 17yo girl the guitarist was dating, the name of their second album was "...But the Little Girls Understand"

These guys were pretty on the nose about what they liked...

Only band that was even more on the nose was Oingo Boingo with the song "Little Girls", though I guess the singer said it was meant to be some kind of sick joke intended to offend.

Also a random coincidence, but apparently the parody song "My Bologna" was what kickstarted Al Yankovic's career.

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[–] TIMMAY 25 points 7 months ago

god damn it but thanks for curing my ignorance of this

[–] [email protected] 59 points 7 months ago (1 children)

New drake song just dropped

[–] assassin_aragorn 14 points 7 months ago

He's never going to walk away from this beef and I love it. Certified lover boy, certified pedophile.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago (2 children)

She was just seventeen, you know what I mean

[–] [email protected] 67 points 7 months ago (11 children)

When they released that song, Paul was 20, which means he probably wrote it at 19 or 18. Not too creepy.

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[–] samus12345 39 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Hey, little girl, is your daddy home?

Did he go away and leave you all alone?

I got a bad desire

Oh, oh, oh, I'm on fire

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Me dancing at a Mexican party when I stop and listen to the lyrics like why are we dancing to this and my wife says just don't listen too closely

[–] snf 13 points 7 months ago

Colegiala? Yeah, ew.

[–] NewAgeOldPerson 35 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I am not trying to be edgy. Just a very recent revelation..I didn't know until that movie that Elvis was dating a 14 year old. So the only progress in this scenario we made as humanity from Mohammed to Elvis was one year. I guess that's progress?

But honestly, reading the lyrics of classic rock has really really hindered my ability to listen to some of my favorite bands.

Just a light example. The Animals. Love. Don't let me me misunderstood.... Comes off as domestic abuse apologist. Maybe I'm way off. I'll show myself out.

[–] lemonmelon 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nina Simone recorded it a year before The Animals. At the time, it was regarded as a metaphorical statement about the Civil Rights Movement.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

So the only progress in this scenario we made as humanity from Mohammed to Elvis was one year.

Aisha was 6 when they married and 9 when "the marriage was consummated", so it's more than one year. Still not great but pedophiles won't ever completely vanish.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago

One of my favorite SNL sketches is about this. https://youtu.be/T9awpv5BnSc?si=hJ9doIUDzYof1Yt6

[–] testfactor 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The worst one in that vein for me is Little Girls by Oingo Bingo. It feels like it's trying to be a parody, but never quite gets there and just comes across as super uncomfortable.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's definitely a parody, but a parody of something so uncomfortable that making fun of it puts a bad taste in your mouth, because you can't really mock it without.. ya know.. remembering that the music industry was (and probably still is) full of pedos, and that such things used to be perfectly acceptable...

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's definitely a satire but also yes very dark. The music video really makes it, for anyone who wants to see one of the most unhinged pieces of media out there in its full glory

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[–] mPony 22 points 7 months ago (4 children)

how has nobody mentioned "Girl... You'll Be A Woman Soon" ?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

There was a band that performed at Disneyland for just one summer in 1981 named Halyx that wrote the song "Jailbait" with lyrics like this:

I, I, I said hey little cutie, I caught that look in your eyes, yes I did

Ah, ah, ooh, you make me weak, ooh, you give me butterflies

I said hey little cutie, looking for somewhere to go

You know you make me feel wanted, but not like it's a honorable

Why don't you wait till you're older, yeah yeah, you'll understand

Interestingly, this was written by the female lead singer about the recent introduction of age of consent laws.

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[–] GraniteM 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Into the Night by Benny Mardones wouldn't necessarily sound so bad, but then you see the video and hooooooo boy it is not okay, not okay at all.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

Eyeing little girls with bad intent

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Little girl don't notice me
watching as she innocently plays.
She can't see me staring at her
Because I'm always wearing shades.

Art Lover by The Kinks

The cover by Lambchop gives it the perfect vibe.

[–] menemen 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The 1970s and 1980s in Europe were a terrible time in regards of pedophilia. In the aftermath of the sexual revolution and the decriminalization of homosexuality, some people thought everything goes and weren't really stopped. Take people like Volker Beck in Germany who openly demanded pedophilia to be decriminalized or Daniel Cohn-Bendit, who wrote a text about having sex with a 6 year old (he was working at a Kindergarten at the time). And they were by far not the only people who went way too far.

Volker Beck later became a member of the German parliament (for ~20 years), a leading figure of green politics and is currently serving as the president of the German–Israeli Society. Daniel Cohn-Bendit later became a member of the European parliament (for ~20 years)...

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[–] Ragdoll_X 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

The little girl won't play with my ding a ling!

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[–] raspberriesareyummy 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Gary Puckett & The Union Gap would like to have a word.... (Young Girl, 1968)

(Felt this post, so many songs I used to love, and with worse than questionable lyrics :( )

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[–] FuryMaker 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"You're so hot, teasing me So, you're blue, but I can't take a chance on a chick like you That's something I couldn't do

There's that look in your eyes I can read in your face that your feelings are driving you wild Ah, but girl, you're only a child"

I guess ABBA singers did the right thing?

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[–] BreadOven 11 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Mark Little had a good bit on this topic, and Van Morrison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5rlK7gLK6o

I don't know how to link to specific times, but the bit is around the 6 minute mark.

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[–] Thcdenton 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Virgin Killer album cover 🤮

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