Memes

Two Bortses, what are the chances

Can you believe Borts and Chunus are the same age?

There's two Aidens. How did this get so realistic.

I pity the Foob.

What do you think about the shirt match:

• paternal twins
• bffs who’s last names are next to each other and they’ve been doing the match thing since freshman year
• “omg did you see Hobem wore the same shirt as you on picture day?!”

Multiple times I came across a name I wanted to comment on, but there kept being more

Shimp,Shamp and Chunus 🤣

Jorch = the long version

Jort = the short version

The weirdest part is that I think I recognize some of these people

Thought this was just a Welsh yearbook.

Notice how they're all white and there's only 4-5 girls out of 24 students

This only gets funnier the longer I look at it. Which is difficult to do since I start laugh-crying every time I read the names.

We're out of Bort license plates in the gift shop

My son is also named Borts...

We need more Borts license plates in the gift shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Borts license plates.

Foob and Chunus Sittin' in a tree

Borts has a heart of gold

I think jorch is like 25

Chunus looks exactly like a person named Chunus.

I never told you this but I had a crush on Hogby.

Is Asheliigynne how our grandkids will spell their names?

Chunnus, Jorch, Jort, Hunby, Bootus, Borts, Borts, Broop, Hogby. It's like aliens trying to pass up as humans but being very awkward about it.

Wake up, babe! New spelling for white girl name that starts with the pronunciation “Ash” just dropped!

Whiter than... Something really white.

Pretty sure Fooby showed up in a wig one day, got asked her name, and started with "Foob--" before realizing their mistake, then went with it.

Poor Bootus. She never had a chance.

You know how I can tell this is Jort's yearbook?

Because nobody signed it. What a nerd.

Hi, this is my brother Borts and this is my other brother Borts.

Im definitely a Borts kinda guy

Classic Bootus

Tag yourself! I'm Bootus 💖

Cursed, I love it.

I think I dated a Hogby

Shimp

Those are just regular new age names.

Tag yourself, I'm Hob̵͇̚en

Chanus bringing back the Grizzly Adams