dalekcaan

Wolfram was completely indispensable for me during college. I always meant to get into Mathematica as well, but never got around to figuring it out.

"Hmm, I'm pretty hooked on this cocaine stuff. Maybe it's a sign I should try heroin."

Yo ~~dawg~~ cat...

“If you care about President Trump getting in the White House, you have to get all your friends and family, everyone you know to get out and vote for him. But you may also have to swallow down voting for that RINO [Republican in name only], horrible, shitty Republican you hate … just so we can control the House,”

If I'm understanding correctly, by horrible shitty Republicans she means Republicans who aren't horrible or shitty enough.

Didn't think I'd read onomatopoeia of Garfield sucking Jon's toes today, but here we are.

You have insulted me and my people with this offer 😡 (unless you add 3 gold/turn)

I first heard it as a chain email in the mid 2000s, so I know it's real

"Shh! Don't tell the ants where I am."

Who could forget Goku's iconic gun?

An excruciating number, yes

I mean, I get that short people have no reason to live (Newman et al.), but turning them into step stools seems a bit cruel

I agree, you are in the minority