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Big Dairy would probably mark everything up, selling pasteurization as a premium feature.

That's a parade I would join.

It tastes like licking a crt screen that is showing the scrambled image of a grapefruit.

So, it's great when the office stocks it for free.

I would believe either. But the fact is the CIA dumped loads of illegal substances on poor communities and may it may not have dropped a recipe or two along the way because someone in power may have wanted a reason to start a war on poor people of color.

That's what I heard, at least.

Yup, freebase walked in the 70s before crack could shutter shamble with a reduced fare card.

Yup. Stopped adding sugar when I discovered there was better coffee than Dunkin's.

My guess is the caffeine shuts off the appetite, hence having it at every meal.

It looks like they've never heard of second breakfast, either.

70s: Freebase 80s: Crack

He also had to walk around a building a 3 times before entering. It's a wonder he got anything done.

For those wondering, Halcyon is a benzo like Xanax and likely the only reason this guy had any chance at slumber.

Also, everyone should try hot tub champagne at least once, or it's low rent cousin the shower beer. Something about a cold bubbly beverage in a hot steamy environment enhances both pleasure.

It was the 70s. The average Vogue reader was assumed to be smoking a pack of Virginia Slims a day.

'You've come a long way, baby!'