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I have 'Agenbite Inwit' tattooed on my person and feel as though this ogre meme has called me out.

As a victim of the US public School system, every class had one or more kids that simply couldn't read aloud in class for one reason or another. The teachers learned to not call on them in the future to keep things moving.

Some of them got moved to special education classes over the years, but in my experience they were just free periods to keep them from slowing the other kids down.

It's sad, I knew a guy that was smart as a whip, but we went to a restaurant he wasn't used to and he sheepishly asked me what was on the menu since there weren't any pictures.

See the great historical documentary 'Forrest Gump'.

HUUUAH

Right between me and the goddamn tree I want to read under.

Guns and Ammo.

It may not be that bad! You may just have an opioid addiction that can leave certain muscles unresponsive, making urination take an absurdly long time. #kratomlife

But still, get checked. Everyone needs to feel that cold figure eventually. Better safe than cancer. My family are like lab rats and two men that lived saintly lives compared to me died of cancer of the Everything out of the blue. Having reached middle age, I'm afraid I'm built like that too.

I'm writing a story where children are immediately under a birth debt once they are born and its an entire generations dream to get out from under that debt.

The movie 'Waiting' has a character whose entire arc is them trying to get over urinal anxiety while working one crazy shift at an Applebee's clone.

Early Ryan Reynolds. Some of the humor hasn't aged well, but it shines a light on the service industry for those that haven't worked in a kitchen/bar/restaurant.

To be fair, a bar I go to has a picture box that has a bunch of comics pinned in it over the toilet that you can read while urinating.

Ah, the ol' honky tonk urinal that is just a rain gutter hung at an angle with a hose dribbling into the high side.

I do not miss small towns.