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[–] [email protected] 89 points 8 months ago

Don't remember that but I remeber that I would wander around the classes I got told to glue myself to my chair. I got so tired of hearing this so I ended up doing it. I smeared a glue stick over my pants and sat myself down. My teacher asked me to stand up and pulled the chair up with me and yelled but you said to glue myself to my chair. She told the story to everyone class for the next 20 years. I worked in the same area and got asked by kids about it all the time. Don't know if anyone laugh but some clapped.

[–] MrJameGumb 51 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Then the janitor would come sprinkle that weird orange sawdust on it and sweep it up with a broom

[–] psycho_driver 16 points 8 months ago

And the greasy looking stain is still there to this day.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I managed to puke ON somebody, I was talking to them and then out of nowhere started throwing up. That guy was probably traumatized for life...

[–] spirinolas 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

That, or he grew up to find it's the only way he can get off now.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Then the janitor would come sprinkle that weird orange sawdust on it and sweep it up with a broom...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

And the greasy looking stain is still there to this day

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Once I was in a car with my cousin, fealing kinda sick, so I had a towel on my lap in case I threw up. I did end up throwing up, but I did so on my cousin, which prompted him to throw up right back on me.

[–] PoppyJalopy 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Same but this somehow happened to me in HIGHSCHOOL

Absolutely soul crushing and i was nauseous/anxious for months after

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I think I did it some time in middle school

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Same here. We were playing patty-cake and then I was projectile vomiting. We were equally surprised.

[–] psycho_driver 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

My daughter farted in third grade and it took her until the sixth grade to get over it and realize her life wasn't over.

[–] AgentGrimstone 25 points 8 months ago

A kid threw up on the bus. The worst part was he was the new kid and for weeks no one would share a seat with him. Poor guy.

[–] wellee 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Omg yes. And it was blue. Because that dumb motherfucker had been eating crayons.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago
[–] saltesc 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yep. I remember his name too. We sat around a fake human skeleton and he puked. The teacher heaved him up and rushed him out the room, presumably to get the puke outside, but just ended up adding to the mess with a puke trail.

Don't ask me to remember what I did last week though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I remember mine too. Was also one of the weirder kids in class. Hope you’re doing well now Jasper

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] seppoenarvi 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Me too. Couldn't quite make it to the bathroom. I remember our first grade teacher asked me to come to her office and told me to next time throw up in the bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I m S p a r t a c u s .

I was too nervous to finish a math test. Finished and went up to ask her if I could go. Did it right by her feet.

At the time, I was ashamed. Now, I'm a hero. Thank God most kids didn't like that teacher.

[–] Lowpast 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This was me once. Right before class ended. Too late to call my parents so they shoved me on a bus.... not a good ride. Backpack had to be replaced

[–] aeronmelon 12 points 8 months ago

You just opened your pack and let it rip?

[–] TheIllustrativeMan 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

How the hell do y'all remember first grade? I only have the spottiest of memories prior to high school. Heck even that is spotty, just more spots.

[–] Son_of_dad 1 points 8 months ago

I have a lot of memories from around 6 and older. I have one memory that happened when I was 4.

[–] leapsy 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I've always wondered if people who don't have as many old memories are less likely to have depression, so as someone who doesn't have many old memories feel free to add to my data pool...

[–] dingus 1 points 8 months ago

Cannot confirm. I have very few old memories and I am depressed.

Altho I do manage to remember a kid throwing up in class. I'm a bit of an emetophobe tho so that's memorable lol.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Now I have a 4 yo and experience this once every few months. One session was on my leg and computer chair, another was all over his bed, etc.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

one time i puked in my sleep and didnt even wake up until i was already cleaned up in the shower

i was like 12. no clue how that happened or why it took so long to wake up

[–] brewdtype 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

A couple of weeks ago my 4.5 yo casually leaned over during lunch, vomited on the floor, then went back to eating as if nothing happened.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I suspect that you had concerns your kid wasn't feeling bad, proceeded not to believe them when they said they were fine, then got to clean up puke during your lunch.

The joys of parenting!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Yup that's me. In Latin class I was very sick and I was too shy to interrupt the teacher and go to the infirmary and puked all over some guy's backpack. He had to leave school with a trash bag containing what he could salvage from the mess.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I missread this person's name as kinglibc

I hate linux :')

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Feeling is mutual.

I hate winshit.

[–] doublejay1999 9 points 8 months ago

Was nosebleeds in our class

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I don't remember there being a student in my class that did that, but there was a kid in 2nd grade who could pretty much see his veins. You looked at him and always saw his blue veins all over. Don't know how common that is for 2nd graders, but it was a thing I remember.

[–] the_grass_trainer 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

When I was in boot camp there was a guy sitting next to me in the mess hall eating nothing but scrambled eggs... Then he threw up onto his plate.

I stopped eating eggs for awhile after that.

[–] ralakus 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Did he keep eating the eggs?

[–] the_grass_trainer 3 points 8 months ago

To my knowledge the meal ended there. But all of us near him were upset.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

It was Mac&Cheese, the noodles still surprisingly intact. Janitor came and sprinkled sawdust on it and swept it up off the carpet

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

My version of this story happened in the gymnasium. My class, along with the students from three other classes, were all formed up as a choir and had just wrapped up practicing a song for the school's Christmas play. One kid let loose, and the whole assembly made a very hasty (and disorderly) retreat, leaving the poor guy standing in a puddle of his own vomit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Somebody shakes their head and says something about milk and pizza

[–] son_named_bort 4 points 8 months ago

Oh yeah, it'd happen a few times a year. Seemed to be more frequent on the bus, which makes sense considering how bumpy the ride was. I still remember the bus driver using sawdust to clean it up.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 3 points 8 months ago

Right on the Japanese Prime Minister.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I was that kid. Billy dared me to tickle my uvula.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago
[–] SpruceBringsteen 0 points 8 months ago

I remember one kid puked, then Matt slipped in the puke wearing Penny loafers and wore his socks and shoes the rest of the day despite it all, and another kid puked from the smell (they were good for a puked anytime someone else did).