I love how she uses "little bird" as example for how great her nicknames are
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I call my wife that occasionally, but only when I ask what the word is ("what's the word, little bird?")
Does she respond "how now brown cow?"
I'm thinking more like: "I want a divorce, charley horse."
"Blow it out your ass, you rotting bass."
Imma gonna eat ya, Tony pizza.
Oooh she'll like that one!
I'm gonna eat you out, my little trout.
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That was the nickname they used for Tevye’s daughter Chavala in Fiddler on the Roof.
Tony Pizza? I haven't watched that movie in a while, but I feel like I'd remember Tony Pizza being serenaded by the tailor to "Wonder of Wonders."
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If I ever refer to anyone as little bird it'll include miniguns.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MD_Helicopters_MH-6_Little_Bird
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"Please help, the wedding is in three hours."
Do people really put that much thought into pet names? I've always thought it should be something that comes about organically, not something forced.
it should be something that comes about organically, not something forced.
Ok, but my pet name for you is now Hemorrhoids Henry
See, organic would have been calling MinorLaceration The Black Knight. "'Tis but a scratch."
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Well my significant other is not creative at all, and started calling me poop-y, which i dislike (there are so many words, why pick a term for excrement), In that case, I had to speak my mind and explain that I did not like that pet name. Sometimes, nature needs a little help
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My pet name for my wife is sarcastic. Same back.
We tried the normal ones; no good.
You really call her "sarcastic" to her face?
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One day my wife said "see you later, alligator" and I reflexively replied "bye gator" and she's been gator ever since.
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I would love if my spouse had a weird-ass nickname for me like that.
My wife has thousands of cute nicknames for our dogs. She calls me by my first name.
I bet you're in her phone with your last name, too.
This comment could start a war, jeez
I'm "Asshole" in my wife's phone. I discovered this years after she had it that when she used Google assistant to call my phone when I was looking for it. "OK Google, call my husband " "OK, calling Asshole"
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Aww, Pencil Dumpling... You're not missing out on much!
Classic.
This is one of my favorite internet stories.
Call me Anthony Pizza!
What a delightful microcosm of the human experience. Tony Pizza.
Some women just don't know how to appreciate a keeper :/
The Crevice
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