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Funny: Home of the Haha

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[–] themeatbridge 60 points 9 months ago (2 children)

My wife has thousands of cute nicknames for our dogs. She calls me by my first name.

[–] Jubei_K_08 49 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I bet you're in her phone with your last name, too.

[–] thesporkeffect 21 points 9 months ago

This comment could start a war, jeez

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair 14 points 9 months ago

I'm "Asshole" in my wife's phone. I discovered this years after she had it that when she used Google assistant to call my phone when I was looking for it. "OK Google, call my husband " "OK, calling Asshole"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Oh, that's subtle.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Maladius 8 points 9 months ago