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The tribulations of Tony Pizza (startrek.website)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/funny

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[–] [email protected] 157 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I love how she uses "little bird" as example for how great her nicknames are

[–] spongebue 53 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I call my wife that occasionally, but only when I ask what the word is ("what's the word, little bird?")

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Does she respond "how now brown cow?"

[–] FatTony 57 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I'm thinking more like: "I want a divorce, charley horse."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Blow it out your ass, you rotting bass."

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Imma gonna eat ya, Tony pizza.

[–] FatTony 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oooh she'll like that one!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I'm gonna eat you out, my little trout.

[–] spongebue 5 points 11 months ago

☹️

[–] hansl 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bird. Bird’s the word. Ah B-B-Bird bird bird. Bird is the word.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Ma ma ma Uma mao mao

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

That was the nickname they used for Tevye’s daughter Chavala in Fiddler on the Roof.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Tony Pizza? I haven't watched that movie in a while, but I feel like I'd remember Tony Pizza being serenaded by the tailor to "Wonder of Wonders."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Also I just realized Cersei calls Sansa "little bird."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Omg thank you! I couldn't think of where I'd heard that used as a nickname before.

[–] mojofrododojo 13 points 11 months ago

If I ever refer to anyone as little bird it'll include miniguns.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MD_Helicopters_MH-6_Little_Bird

[–] ook_the_librarian 6 points 11 months ago

It's likely the whole reason she gets called stupid petnames is to prove that you alone can't be the judge of it.