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Please just leave the sea bugs in the ocean thanks.

This isn't a news story, it's a fucking ad.

When I was a kid, growing up in New England, my parents would occasionally get live lobsters from the grocery store. My dad would always let me play with them before dinner. It always made me so sad when it was time for them to die, and to this day my parents bring up one particular night that I was begging them, "you can't kill them, they're my friends!" It's a fun story for them, but it probably traumatized the fuck out of me.

And yet the presidential race is a tossup. Go vote if you can and haven't already.

I love magic mushrooms, but the idea of tripping with my kids in the same house as me is a no go. I struggle to think of a worse thing to happen during a trip than a screaming toddler.

If your company platforms racists, it's a racist company.

"Remove the label"

A given person's definition of "old" is usually about 15 years older than they are. My boss is 65 and calls 70 year olds "young".

I remember filling out a survey for this a few months ago asking for feedback. I suggested that software which requires you to agree to terms in order to use must clearly display those terms prior to the purchase.

Everyone's vote having the same weight, and our elections not being a competition to win a handful of battleground states while ignoring the rest of the country? Don't threaten me with a good time.

2000's conservative: "Climate change isn't real".
2010's conservative: "Climate change is real, but it's not caused by human activity".
2020's conservative: "Climate change is caused by human activity, and IT'S THE LIBERALS AND THEIR HURRICANE MAKING SPACE LASERS".