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The tribulations of Tony Pizza (startrek.website)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/funny

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (2 children)

it should be something that comes about organically, not something forced.

Ok, but my pet name for you is now Hemorrhoids Henry

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

See, organic would have been calling MinorLaceration The Black Knight. "'Tis but a scratch."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

The joke is the out-of-context quote, which is similar to advice a doctor would give their patient to avoid hemorrhoids. Let the poop come naturally, don't force it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait isn't that the sequel to hardcore Henry?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Hardcrap Henry