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I would love if my spouse had a weird-ass nickname for me like that.
My wife has thousands of cute nicknames for our dogs. She calls me by my first name.
I bet you're in her phone with your last name, too.
This comment could start a war, jeez
I'm "Asshole" in my wife's phone. I discovered this years after she had it that when she used Google assistant to call my phone when I was looking for it. "OK Google, call my husband " "OK, calling Asshole"
Oh, that's subtle.
Meatbridge?
The
Aww, Pencil Dumpling... You're not missing out on much!
I love you, sour meat 💖
*your
No, what I wrote is what I meant 😘