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The tribulations of Tony Pizza (startrek.website)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/funny

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[–] MinorLaceration 87 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Do people really put that much thought into pet names? I've always thought it should be something that comes about organically, not something forced.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago (2 children)

it should be something that comes about organically, not something forced.

Ok, but my pet name for you is now Hemorrhoids Henry

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

See, organic would have been calling MinorLaceration The Black Knight. "'Tis but a scratch."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

The joke is the out-of-context quote, which is similar to advice a doctor would give their patient to avoid hemorrhoids. Let the poop come naturally, don't force it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wait isn't that the sequel to hardcore Henry?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Hardcrap Henry

[–] Chee_Koala 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well my significant other is not creative at all, and started calling me poop-y, which i dislike (there are so many words, why pick a term for excrement), In that case, I had to speak my mind and explain that I did not like that pet name. Sometimes, nature needs a little help

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Sometimes, nature needs a little help

"That's why there's extra-ultra-strength X-lax!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

My pet name for my wife is sarcastic. Same back.

We tried the normal ones; no good.

[–] cosmicrookie 20 points 9 months ago

You really call her "sarcastic" to her face?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah she's the bunny but I'm a monkey

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

For reasons unexplained, she loved the Monkey Man

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

... And his ridiculous yellow hat

[–] chetradley 8 points 9 months ago

One day my wife said "see you later, alligator" and I reflexively replied "bye gator" and she's been gator ever since.

[–] PR3CiSiON 2 points 9 months ago

Okay Manstah (from Mr. Right)