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The tribulations of Tony Pizza (startrek.website)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/funny

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[–] MinorLaceration 87 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Do people really put that much thought into pet names? I've always thought it should be something that comes about organically, not something forced.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (2 children)

it should be something that comes about organically, not something forced.

Ok, but my pet name for you is now Hemorrhoids Henry

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

See, organic would have been calling MinorLaceration The Black Knight. "'Tis but a scratch."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

The joke is the out-of-context quote, which is similar to advice a doctor would give their patient to avoid hemorrhoids. Let the poop come naturally, don't force it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait isn't that the sequel to hardcore Henry?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Hardcrap Henry

[–] Chee_Koala 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well my significant other is not creative at all, and started calling me poop-y, which i dislike (there are so many words, why pick a term for excrement), In that case, I had to speak my mind and explain that I did not like that pet name. Sometimes, nature needs a little help

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Sometimes, nature needs a little help

"That's why there's extra-ultra-strength X-lax!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My pet name for my wife is sarcastic. Same back.

We tried the normal ones; no good.

[–] cosmicrookie 20 points 11 months ago

You really call her "sarcastic" to her face?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah she's the bunny but I'm a monkey

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

For reasons unexplained, she loved the Monkey Man

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

... And his ridiculous yellow hat

[–] chetradley 8 points 11 months ago

One day my wife said "see you later, alligator" and I reflexively replied "bye gator" and she's been gator ever since.

[–] PR3CiSiON 2 points 11 months ago

Okay Manstah (from Mr. Right)