"See, Marge, I told you they could deep fry my shirt." "I didn't say THEY COULDN'T, I said YOU SHOULDN'T."
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any results 10 hours later?
It’s been an hour
How'd it go?
They died from sudden spaghettinfection.
You can, and it kind of does. Back in my 20s, when my nipples were still pierced, I tried this when I was really drunk. Thank goodness, the pictures have been deleted.
So much for “thoughts I’ve never had before”
I’ve had mine done for.. god decades now and I’ve never had that thought even as an intrusion..
But now I will, damnit..
The pictures have been deleted
If I had a nickel for every time someone thought of boiling pasta by showering with it piercing their nipple, I'd have two nickels-- which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Well, go on, spare no detail. Was this real Italian durum wheat? What kind of sauce?
Well this is a thing.
Cooking dried carbohydrates such as pasta and rice generally depends more on temperature than moisture. You could use instant noodles but definitely not an egg or rice noodle.
In fact, Rice cooks above 100C meaning in order to slow or prevent the water from boiling away without cooking the rice you need to add pressure and potentially some salt to increase the boil temp.
Dude. You can cook rice noodles in cold water.
I usually put large rice noodles to cold-ish water for about 45-60 min depending on the noodles.
So having a hot shower with rice vermicelli in your nipples will definitely cook them and in a matter of minutes.
That seems wrong to me. Adding salt doesn't increase the boiling temperature much
It would take a lot of salt to have a large noticeable difference, but I like to believe it helps.
As a very loose and unreliable rule of thumb for every 5% salt you raise the water's boiling point by about a degree, but anything more than 2500 mg is over your daily recommended value: each cup of water is 236,588 mg so 5% of 2 cups water would be 23,658 mg.
But it's not wrong to say adding salt helps cook rice, just not by a noticeable amount.
I think it certainly helps with flavour if nothing else, but I don't think the extra degree or so in temperature would make much difference.
Though saying that, I'm now wondering to what extent rice cooking would be affected by high altitudes — I had a friend who lived somewhere high altitude in South America for a while, and she said that the low atmospheric pressure meant cooking certain foods was difficult because the water boiled at a lower temperature (I wish I could remember more specifics)
How much butter could a butter churn churn if a butter churn could churn butter? I asked AI and it gave me this big long explanation that started with the history of butter churning and ended up with some facts about the traditional way of making yak butter which I did not even know was a thing but it is and that thing is butter.
Everyday we stray further
I think I would prefer a simple nipple piercing pasta portioner, cause I always have a hard time figuring out how much to cook.
100 grams per person is the standard I grew up with, now I do 75.
I eat like 150g + 100g minced pork yet I can never climb out of underweight bmi like even if I tried hard and I think I did try many times
After all it became a feature not a bug cause I can stuff myself with anything, 175g beef burgers with fried sweet potatoes and nothing changes with my weight. I hope it stays like this forever
On the other hand sometimes I forget about food all together until 5 PM because I have been hyper focused on something for hours and often I treat food like a sims bar that has to be filled and a distraction unless I really crave something
I don’t understand snacks like give me some beef instead. I want meat, chicken you know, mmm fried chicken
I have a scale and normally weigh 140g for one meal. I might be fat. :x
It depends on your lifestyle obviously. I have a sedentary job so I need to be a bit mindful of what I put inside my body
True. I think it depends if pasta is the main or just a side dish. But weighing spaghetti on a scale is pretty cumbersome.
I'm just imagining the infomercial of some guy knocking the plate off the scale and then spaghetti is all over the floor saying there's got to be a better way and then another guy comes up, and rips off his shirt to reveal his spaghetti portoner nipple ring.
That being cumbersome sounds weird to me, but it's probably due to me always having a scale with a bowl at the ready, so it might be different for others
I just take half the box and boil that, eat half of that, then eat the other half the next day
Not a fan of reheating pasta when it's so easy to make a fresh batch tbh
I've never thought about my spaghetti weight wise. I usually put like a bit less than half a 500g box/package. So ~200ish grams. But I usually eat twice out of it so, yeah guess the guy saying 100g is pretty accurate.
Many times we've been out drinking
And many times we've shared our thoughts
But did you ever, ever notice
The kind of thoughts I got?
Do it twice. Buccatini (i think I'm spelling that wrong) stuffed with angel hair.
*titatoni
Tittaroni putanesca
Thanks I hate it.
Yes
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