AgentOrangesicle

I'm sure this comment can't go wromg.

Oh, yeah, that's fair.

What part of deoxyribonucleic acid do you not understand?

I feel that way about furries, but what are we going to do?

If I believed in a higher power, it would be because deer are engineered to collide with cars

I mean... you might not

We also have a historically high population of white tails. Cars are just their most prominent natural predator.

Can't spend money on sinfrastructure.

Get ready for more train derailments!

Huh...

Maybe if we just don't think about that, things will turn out perfectly fine.

I was about to say, "you're thinking about Maccas, mate."

I was visiting from the states, but I was on my way to a Psychiatrist appointment to get an adderall prescription when I got hit. I just checked with her to see if I was concussed.

She said that I talked kinda funny, but it was just because I was an American.

Also, the safety glass lodged in my neck was just tiny shards and at superficial depths. The only real damage I took was a torn Dickies shirt, which is wild given the damage I did to the car. Does that mean I have an auto immune disorder?