Remember_the_tooth

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[–] Remember_the_tooth 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Hank Scorpio : Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?

Homer : Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.

Hank Scorpio : Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.

Homer : Uh-huh.

Hank Scorpio : There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.

Homer : Mm-Hmm.

Hank Scorpio : That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.

Homer : Oh, the hammock district!

Hank Scorpio : That's right.

[–] Remember_the_tooth 2 points 4 hours ago

Habanero crepes. Going down is only the first half. The next day is wrath part 2.

[–] Remember_the_tooth 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Fair enough. I still feel like vampire bats might be a threat. Also, we don't know what reservoirs harbor vampirism. Perhaps sparrows are carriers.

[–] Remember_the_tooth 58 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
 

Life in the USA Lyrics [Verse 1: Joshua Roberts] Another shooting today Five wounded, three are dead Then those who stand up and say (Yeah), "We need to stop this" But they just talk a lot of shit and never solve it

[Chorus: Joshua Roberts] Life in the U.S.A (It's so great, it's so great) I love feeling unsafe (We're okay, we're okay) Gonna work 'til I die for a CEO Helping a life that I'll never know I need help, can't afford to go The American dream's just dying [Post-Chorus: Joshua Roberts] Slow, slow

[Verse 2: TX2 & Joshua Roberts] The system will keep you safe (Born in America, baby) As long as you're white and you're straight (Wait, wait, wait, I thought you just said that—) 'Cause some folks are still racist, I hate to say it But maybe DeSantis is gay (Wait, did he just say that? Hell yeah, brother)

[Chorus: Joshua Roberts & TX2] Life in the U.S.A (It's so great, it's so great) I love feeling unsafe (We're okay, we're okay) Gonna work 'til I die for a CEO Helping a life that I'll never know I need help, can't afford to go The American dream's just dying

[Post-Chorus: Joshua Roberts & TX2] Slow, slow

[Bridge: Joshua Roberts, TX2 & Both] We need more guns, we don't need healthcare Let's build a wall, we don't need welfare I just wanna line a rich guy's pockets, I want less action and a lot more talkin' Human rights are too political now (And we all say—) [Chorus: Joshua Roberts & TX2] Life in the U.S.A (It's so great, it's so great) I love feeling unsafe (We're okay, we're okay) Gonna work 'til I die for a CEO Helping a life that I'll never know I need help, can't afford to go The American dream's just dying

[Outro: Joshua Roberts] Slow, slow

[–] Remember_the_tooth 2 points 6 hours ago

I would watch that.

[–] Remember_the_tooth 2 points 6 hours ago

This is headcannon now.

[–] Remember_the_tooth 6 points 6 hours ago

Maybe it's a typo? A mandate from a few Americans people? A mandate by the American Assets? A mandate from the BRICS people?

[–] Remember_the_tooth 7 points 6 hours ago

Me too. That quote evoked from me the loudest snort of derision in recent memory.

[–] Remember_the_tooth 4 points 6 hours ago

Emergency Broadcast System: This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Quadrennial Purge enacted by the U.S. Presidentt. Citizens classed at $100M net worth and higher have been authorized the commission of any and all crimes with impunity. All other classes are restricted. Government officials of ranking 10 have been granted immunity from the Purge and shall not be harmed. Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for the rich for 48 continuous months. Fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable as soon as they're defunded and until next term when The Purge concludes. Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn. May God be with you all.

[–] Remember_the_tooth 10 points 6 hours ago

That's exactly it. Damned if you do. Damned if you don't. I think they probably made the smart choice. I assume breaking the law to follow orders would have been used as an excuse to make arrests and parade them around as corrupt, deep-state, Bidenistas.

[–] Remember_the_tooth 5 points 7 hours ago

Yeah, it would have been more honest just to tell USAID employees to lick their elbows.

 

Just after 6 p.m. EST on Monday, the Trump administration placed a number of senior career officials at the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) on leave for allegedly not abiding by President Trump's executive order to freeze much of U.S. foreign aid.

NPR obtained a copy of a message sent to all USAID staff by acting administrator Jason Gray: "We have identified several actions within USAID that appear to be designed to circumvent the President's Executive Order and the mandate from the American people. As a result, we have placed a number of USAID employees on administrative leave with full pay and benefits until further notice while we complete our analysis of these actions."

The memo did not say how many people were placed on leave.

An agency staff member spoke about the memo to NPR on the condition of anonymity because of fears of retribution. "It's shocking," the individual said. "To my knowledge the stop-work order has been closely followed"

The staff member added that such an action by a new administration is unheard of.

Established in 1961, USAID provides assistance to strategically important countries and aims to alleviate poverty, disease, and humanitarian need as well as support economic growth. In fiscal year 2023, it had a budget of over $40 billion and a workforce of more than 10,000, with the majority working overseas.

On Inauguration Day, Trump ordered a 90-day pause in almost all foreign aid to give the administration a chance to ensure that it fits with its priorities. "The United States foreign aid industry and bureaucracy are not aligned with American interests and in many cases antithetical to American values," the executive order read.

Then on Friday, the State Department issued a "stop-work" order that surprised global health experts by stopping funds for not only future aid projects but also existing programs.

Over the weekend, USAID staff were told in an email by Ken Jackson, assistant to the administrator for management and resources, that the "pause on all foreign assistance means a complete halt" and that USAID staff should help ensure that aid work aligns with Trump's America First policy and that staff who to ignore these orders could be disciplined. NPR obtained a copy of the email.

"Failure to abide by this directive, or any of the directives sent out earlier this week and in the coming weeks, will result in disciplinary action. I will hold leaders accountable to ensure their employees adhere to these expectations," the email said. "We have a responsibility to support the President in achieving his vision. This will require each of us to be flexible, to work at a pace we may not be accustomed to, to challenge the basic assumptions surrounding foreign aid, and to make decisions that ensure the United States becomes safer, stronger, and more prosperous."

 
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