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Xico
Break up the union and pick the name of the most powerful government that existed within the bounds of every state before the land was occupied by any old-world government.
Dumbfuckistan
Disneyland.
Fascistan
Ignorancia
Corpoland
Gun-ited Steaks
RetroPolice, like metropolis but it's a reactionary police state
X
I'm partial to "Sideræl", myself.
Just got an image in my head of a map where it's just Xs dotted across the country titled X sandwiched between Canada and Mexico and the 'gulf of X (gulf of Mexico)'
"Just take interstate X southbound and get of at exit X towards X. If you see X you've give too far."
yes please
Did Amerigo Vespucci migrate to North America or did he just pass through?
Eduardo
Ozempia
“Vinland” is what the Vikings who discovered the land named it. Not a bad name.
Were I to name it today I’d pick some foreign language version of “The Land of Pulling Up the Ladder” or “The Land of Crabs in a Bucket”.
how about turkish, Yukarıya Çekilen Merdivenlerin Ülkesi (Land Of Pulling Up The Ladder)
The vikings were there first (after the native Americans), so I'd go with Greater Norway.
Forvestlandet
Worser Norway.
Would be Lesser in this context and refers to size
I guess, but with tongue in cheek I thought worser worked betterer.
Based on norway is bad already, it must be worse.
Jk hello from a Swede 😁
The incorporated states of Northern America ltd.
Han Dynasty would be funny, not least because it doesn’t solve the problem
There’s also the Prince joke “Land formally known as USA”
The Bada Bing Republic
Oops.
Mississippiland
Dumbfuckistan
Needs to be named first.
South Canada.
Red, white and blue land obviously.
Mountain Dew presents: Freedom Country - Brought to you by United Healthcare.
Way too credible
Idiocracy
North Mexico
The United States of Moronica
no offense to actual morons intended
None taken.
Fartland.
Wendigo
It’s an Algonquin cryptid / monster with an insatiable hunger for human flesh and a love of murder. Generally greedy and evil. Also known to smell bad.
Honors our native heritage and says something about our beloved country’s strength of character.
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Whatever the Cherokee word for "stolen land" is.
Or, you know, the thousands of other languages that existed.
Sorry, distilling everything indigenous down to the Cherokee is a pet peeve of mine.
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