CitizenKong

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[–] CitizenKong 183 points 1 day ago (35 children)

I'm still convinced he only wants Greenland because it looks big on a map.

[–] CitizenKong 9 points 1 day ago

The new movie unfortunately didn't explain it properly, but going into the time distortion just minutes later meant arriving years earlier in the future. That's why the genetically enhanced apes had arrived generations earlier despite Mark Wahlberg going into the singularity first.

At the end of the movie, Mark Wahlberg goes back to Earth, but the apes presumably followed him decades later, arriving hundreds of years earlier on Earth. That's why they could change history.

[–] CitizenKong 20 points 1 day ago

Over half of US citizens can't read over a sixth grade level. So he really does represent a majority of US Americans in that regard.

[–] CitizenKong 9 points 1 day ago

Fun fact: Christian Bale was 31 when he did Batman Begins, so Pattinson really is getting a bit old to play a "Year 2" version of the character.

[–] CitizenKong 2 points 1 day ago

Frostpunk is awesome. Once he get the hang of it and know when to sacrifice what to avoid collapse, it's really not all that hard.

[–] CitizenKong 10 points 1 day ago

The way he switched to toddler-talk when adressing Trump was masterful.

[–] CitizenKong 14 points 1 day ago

He definitely has handlers writing his tweets. There was an analysis last time, coherent posts were written from an Android phone (the handler), rambling posts in all caps from an iPhone (Trump).

[–] CitizenKong 45 points 1 day ago (6 children)

He also doesn't read. Ever. The only book he is known to possess (a gift) is one with speeches by Hitler. He probably hasn't even read that one. He had also real trouble reading the teleprompter during the campaign trail and seemingly ignored it most of the time.

[–] CitizenKong 31 points 1 day ago

By all accounts, she is a beautiful, intelligent woman of color who speaks her mind. Of course racists hate her.

[–] CitizenKong 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

More like Hitler built the Autobahn. It was a program started by his predecessor, but Hitler quickly realized that it would give him quick routes for his tanks and equipment to move through Germany.

[–] CitizenKong 6 points 1 day ago

Never trust a statistic that you haven't falsified yourself.

[–] CitizenKong 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's missing an "e" there. It's about making America Reich.

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(Besides the movie being hilariously bad.) Halle Berry's face is massively deaged through the entire movie for no apparent reason. What's up with that?

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