satans_methpipe

joined 2 months ago
[–] satans_methpipe -3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Jesus titty fucking Christ. I don't want to deal with Apple dogshit chattery protocols.

[–] satans_methpipe 20 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Ultra realism mode should involve a boomer with piss on the front of their pants squawking about chrome being slow while you're under a rack fixing a punch down. In the background, your phone rings. It's a middle manager placed by an investment firm asking if you reset the modem yet.

[–] satans_methpipe 2 points 2 days ago

Ah I wasn't thinking about that. I got the scrappy spinny bois.

I'm fairly sure me and my friends had a bad batch of Western digitals too.

[–] satans_methpipe 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That one was not on the bingo board.

[–] satans_methpipe 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Funny because I have a box of Seagate consumer drives recovered from systems going to recycling that just won't quit. And my experience with WD drives is the same as your experience with Seagate.

Edit: now that I think about it, my WD experience is from many years ago. But the Seagate drives I have are not new either.

[–] satans_methpipe 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Your remains will make an excellent soup broth

[–] satans_methpipe 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I'm really not a big fan of pooping while in bed but your edit is cracking me up

[–] satans_methpipe 28 points 4 days ago

Stupid sexy washing machine!

[–] satans_methpipe 3 points 5 days ago

The source article is state run media

[–] satans_methpipe 1 points 1 week ago
[–] satans_methpipe 2 points 1 week ago

This fake bullshit would be more entertaining if it didn't have a cancer media caption at the top.

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