Also please reroute the food pipe to not use the air pipe
Science Memes
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A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
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This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
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I want my prehensile tail back, not this vestigial piece of SHIT!
How do you picture it? Like a spider monkey, a fox, or like one of those hippopotamus's who helicopter chops their shit everywhere?
One sounds useful, one sounds cute, one sounds like your asserting dominance over unexpecting persons waiting in queue
Humans do bioluminisce, it's just too weak for human eyes and most detectors.
TIL
Thanks for the link! This is really awesome.
Thank you, I came here to say the same thing. The problem isn't that we don't glow, it's the fact that our eyes suck.
Also you are a flying squid and not a glowing squid, so its no wonder that we/you don't glow.
I speak as a human when I wear my human costume. That's exactly why I have this shirt:
Don't we have some of the best eyes in the entire animal kingdom except for birds?
We have blood vessels in front of our visual sensors. Squid and octopuses have better designed eyes.
I don't know how we compare in visual acuity to them, but they don't need to fake as much of their visual field as we do
"Best eyes"
Adjusts glasses
Not good enough obviously.
Can we also fix the depression glitch where happiness points aren't collected and your brain energy bar depleats completely with no way of regeneration without hacking the brain with 3rd party tool antidepressants.
- regrow hair cells to mitigate hearing loss
- (optional) eternal life and youth
Eternal life is p2w coming with season pass
These days it ain't looking like a bunch of us ought to live forever.
Mosquitos are not humanity though.
I'd like to reengineer the mosquito to draw blood samples, identify viruses, then create and spread vaccinations.
- remove redundant form of hemoglobin
Ah yes let’s make the entire system vulnerable so a single attack vector can shutdown every node.
But feeling like I'm falling when I'm going to sleep is the only time I really feel alive...
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has nightmares of slipping on ice and falling down stairs when I sleep. The kicks I do are annoying.
I would absolutely go for 6 fingers. Preferably an additional thumb. Not to mention an additional joint in each. Let's go base 12!
6 fingers feature already in development, available to some users in PTR