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[–] [email protected] 106 points 2 days ago (9 children)
  • separated genetalia from waste systems

  • removed body hair and baldness

  • fixed acne glitch

  • added ability to change biological sex, with default neutral configuration

  • rerouted laryngeal nerve

  • uterus lining is now reabsorbed automatically

  • reinforced spine and knees

  • simplified foot structure

  • adjusted mental pathways to better adapt to modern environment

[–] Olhonestjim 3 points 23 hours ago

I'd like to be able to alter body hair density based on climate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Remove hangovers

[–] boneyards 2 points 1 day ago

For some reason when I read this I read "Reticulating Splines" instead of reinforced spines. I was like wow random sims reference.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

What's the laryngeal nerve and what's wrong with it?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

added ability to change biological sex

PLEASE

[–] idiomaddict 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like baldness and body hair! They should be optional too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Smooth on top, rugged in the middle

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i'm not sure i want to know what the first point would look like, moving either the genitals or the anus sounds horrifying, and i especially don't want to imagine where penis wielders would urinate or ejaculate from if those functions are separated..

..perhaps we'd do like octopi, reach under and fetch a sperm package that we present instead of a wedding ring? Or maybe let's just leave it like it is and not create horrors.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Just have us piss from asshole

[–] Buddahriffic 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Turn standing while peeing into an actual skill.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Tfw you accidentally poop in urinal

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

Birds had it right all along with one waste exit.

[–] dingus 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] dingus 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are bananas known to help that or something?? I try to eat enough veggies but it still happens. Weirdly sometimes when I eat less veggies it sometimes gets better (but it also sometimes gets worse).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Honestly not sure, but I remember grandma giving me eat banana when I had wet poop to supposedly help

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Ur an alcoholic

Edit: or maybe a vegan, idk. I'm an alcoholic so I calls em like I sees em

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Since you mentioned that, we should add a auto-sober switch. Suspend drunk button for drive home. Resume until bed, clear drunk as soon as you pass out so you can get a good nights rest.

[–] dingus 1 points 2 days ago

My GI tract unfortunately just hates me I think!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Let’s also reroute the ulnar nerve, thx

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reabsorption of uterine lining is called being "in heat" in dogs and cats. It's quite common in the animal world, and it makes all the males very rapey.

One of the prevailing theories about why humans pair bond is our males can't tell when our females are ovulating/menstruating so it's advantageous to be kinder and stick around for more sex.

TL;DR: I think that's not a great idea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Interesting, didn't know those two things were linked.