Majorllama

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[–] Majorllama 1 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

The program generates a report for us once a month. It can be generated as an excel file or as another file type which we cannot use. When it generates the excel file it breaks a bunch of numbers that are used often and all throughout our data as excel thinks they are dates. When we try and reverse any of those numbers in all the many ways people have recommended the data never goes back all correctly. So I have to manually replace the data cell by cell afterwards.

We are unable to preemptively format any settings in excel to prevent this from happening.

There once was a beta version of excel that had the exact feature we need (excel leaves all data untouched unless told otherwise), but for some godforsaken reason Microsoft got rid of that setting.

[–] Majorllama 1 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

I have had an untold number of coders and Microsoft experts look at this problem. There is nothing that can be done.

Program 1 cannot be changed as the job requires it and it will only automatically spit out into excel. Excel immediately breaks several numbers across the spreadsheet by turning them into dates. Nobody at Microsoft can get the sheets to revert back into the original data correctly. Nothing can be done to preemptively format excel not to fuck the dates.

[–] Majorllama -1 points 4 hours ago

It's not really that specific thing, but more the lack of critical thinking and safety that a 14 year old should have. They failed to raise a child with the brainpower to know why they shouldnt do something like that.

My parents left me home alone at 12. I was expected to cook food and take care of myself. I could chop wood and light the fire.

I could have more understanding if this kid was like 10, but by 14 you should already know not to inject yourself with random shit.

[–] Majorllama 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Hey I didn't vote for the Cheeto either. I'm just not sitting here bitching about why the Dems lost by blaming everything else except the Democratic party themselves.

[–] Majorllama 3 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

The Dems lost. The Dems are also immensely incompetent, and most of the party's leaders at this point should probably be sent to the career-equivalent of a guillotine. But the core reason the Dems lost is because the American electorate consists of a supermajority of fascists, and fascist supporters.

You were so close to getting the point and then you went and fucked it up right at the end.

I hate to break it to you but the "supermajority" of Americans are not fascists. They are simply sick of the Democrats bullshit.

[–] Majorllama 7 points 8 hours ago (11 children)

Your existence? The fuck are you talking about?

I'm talking about the stupid meme and Democrats once again pointing fingers everywhere else instead of looking in a fuckin mirror.

If you (the Democrats) want to win a political race you have earn the votes from the people. They have failed to do so now multiple times.

At some point you can't keep pointing the finger elsewhere and you have to accept that you didn't convince enough people that you were the better option.

They need to take some responsibility instead of playing professional victims all the damn time. I'm sick of it.

[–] Majorllama 10 points 9 hours ago (15 children)

Democrats do anything but take accountability for their mistakes any% Speedrun challenge (impossible).

Jokes aside at what point do you stop pointing the finger at everyone else and recognize that you just fucked up? Political parties aren't owed votes. They have to earn votes.

The Democrats failed to earn enough votes against Trump TWICE.

I don't even wanna hear some shit about it being a rigged election or anything. The right was screaming about 2020 being rigged for 4 years and y'all kept telling them it was ridiculous and they just need to suck it up because they lost.

The Democrats will lose again in 2028 if they do not make serious changes up and down their party.

[–] Majorllama 0 points 9 hours ago

Pocket knife under the edge and bend it up just a tiny bit so I can get my finger under the edge without bending a nail trying to pull it up.

If I don't have my knife on me for some reason any length of thin metal will really work. I have used keys, spoons, scissors, meat thermometers, a single loop from a whisk and probably more I'm forgetting.

Pull tab cans can be a real bitch sometimes lol.

[–] Majorllama 5 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I love how people are kinda tip toeing around if this should be considered a Darwin award or not.

We all know if they were 18+ we would be shitting on them for being fucking idiots.

I think them being 14 and doing something like this falls almost entirely on their parents. Like 10% the kid and 90% the parents for not teaching their child the critical thinking required not to do stupid shit like injecting random insects into their leg.

[–] Majorllama 36 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

Based off their reactions to every thing that's being going on it seems to me that they have learned absolutely nothing.

If the 2028 election was happening tomorrow I think the Democrats would lose again.

[–] Majorllama -2 points 13 hours ago

This person has had at least one STD in their lives. Probably more.

[–] Majorllama 1 points 13 hours ago

Playing Tarkov on a screen that size might as well be impossible lol.

Imagine trying to spot killa power sliding across the halls of interchange in the dark fog from 150 meters out. Good fuckin luck lol.

 

These are electric nail "clippers".

Though it's really more of a nail shaver if you think about it....

 

Red is bad and blue/green is good.

The colors are backwards and it bothers me constantly. Is there no way to change those?

My own name is highlighted red. I don't even like the color red. I want my own name to be highlighted in green.

I would pay money for this functionality it bothers me so much.

 

It's a metal band tensioner and cutter. Usually used to secure something to a post that you have no intention of removing for the foreseeable future.

 

Obviously I understand the trash can icon, but I didn't delete my own comment so is that telling me the mods or the original poster deleted my comment? Does the symbol on the right mean they blocked me?

I tried finding info anywhere in the sync app and looked for Lemmy FAQ pages but none of them had anything on the symbols anywhere.

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