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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i'm not sure i want to know what the first point would look like, moving either the genitals or the anus sounds horrifying, and i especially don't want to imagine where penis wielders would urinate or ejaculate from if those functions are separated..

..perhaps we'd do like octopi, reach under and fetch a sperm package that we present instead of a wedding ring? Or maybe let's just leave it like it is and not create horrors.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Just have us piss from asshole

[–] Buddahriffic 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Turn standing while peeing into an actual skill.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Tfw you accidentally poop in urinal

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

Birds had it right all along with one waste exit.

[–] dingus 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I do that already :(

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Eat some banana

[–] dingus 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are bananas known to help that or something?? I try to eat enough veggies but it still happens. Weirdly sometimes when I eat less veggies it sometimes gets better (but it also sometimes gets worse).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Honestly not sure, but I remember grandma giving me eat banana when I had wet poop to supposedly help

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Ur an alcoholic

Edit: or maybe a vegan, idk. I'm an alcoholic so I calls em like I sees em

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Since you mentioned that, we should add a auto-sober switch. Suspend drunk button for drive home. Resume until bed, clear drunk as soon as you pass out so you can get a good nights rest.

[–] dingus 1 points 2 days ago

My GI tract unfortunately just hates me I think!