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[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Trouble is, they would love that.

Gulf of Magastan.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Imagine a century from now as your great-grandchildren are trying to explain the etymology of "The United Canadio-Pacific People's Magastani Republic" to a refugee from the sunken islands of "X, The Everything Florida".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Don't worry.

It won't take a century for Florida to sink.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

*Golf of Magastan

They did away with the Dept of Education

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Trump naming it after the "Great American sport of golfing."

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

When some random #MAGAidiot complains that one of Trump's new policies is hurting them, instead of blaming Trump, just remind the idiot "Isn't that what you voted for?"

[–] PunnyName 25 points 3 weeks ago

"I hope you get what you voted for" is one of my favorite phrases to come from this shit show.

[–] werefreeatlast 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Siegfried 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] werefreeatlast 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Joda? Ni en joda? Pero quien the mocho Los huevos y the mado a españa a cojerte por el coño? Lol. Nadie dice joda en Mexico! No cuando yo vivia ayi. No, en Mexico we dice "que LA chingada", "que cabrones", " guey", "pendejo", " a LA verga", "pinche" y todas las combinaciones. Por ejemplo..."no! Ese buey hijo de toda su pinche reputusima bomba perra chingada verga madre no puede renombrar el puto oceano....osea no? Asi...okay Ora tu. Andale.

[–] Siegfried 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Me chupa tres huevos. Ubicate boludo

[–] robocall 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Señor, esto es un Wendy's.

[–] werefreeatlast 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, that'll be a burger and fries.

[–] AtomicHotSauce 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How the absolute fuck are we here again? Oh yeah, too many stupid fuckers with the ability to vote...and rich assholes bankrolling all of it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's the rich assholes, mostly. Money talks, especially in an openly corrupt country like the current United States.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

Between Ivankada and Erico.

[–] nifty 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can the blue states merge with Canada?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

As a Vermonter I believe Quebec should adopt us. Together we could control the worlds maple syrup supply!

[–] nifty 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please, yes. The blue states basically do welfare for the red states anyway.

[–] InputZero 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Only if you accept a single payer health care system and like it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no! That sounds so scary!

[–] nifty 3 points 2 weeks ago

What an injustice /s

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The country built on native American burial grounds and founded by slave owning 1%ers who didn't want to pay taxes is a bad place? No wayyyyyyyyyy.

[–] froh42 14 points 2 weeks ago

*Muskistan

ftfy

[–] aeronmelon 13 points 3 weeks ago

Trump: “this is my daughter…”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I mean, it’s not so far from the truth. Based on many metrics, it is a Third World country

[–] m4m4m4m4 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I am from a third world country and find this offensive.

[–] moonburster 13 points 2 weeks ago

I wouldn't like being compared to that shit hole either

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Third World is a defunct term. The current nomenclature is “underdeveloped.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

This is like renaming the Gulf of Mexico; The US starts qualifying as a Third World Country so now they want to change the term.

Edit - I looked it up:

An underdeveloped country is a nation that lags behind most others in industrialization, education, standard of living, healthcare, life expectancy and other technological and cultural norms.

The US is hitting 5 out of 6.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

It’s been the term for well over a decade. Which is when I learned about the term in college. First, second, and third world are western centric ways to talk about the alliances of Cold War countries. First world was the US, Western Europe and their allies. Second world was the communist countries, and third world was the rest of them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

can't be, the only metric that defined a third-world country was that it was not allied with the us or the ussr

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Slowly being influenced by an extremist religious ideological group with violent tendencies ....

The Alabamadan

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

AlabamaKlan Maybe Alamagaklan... But I don't think it's really Alabama doing much of the heavy lifting

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 10 points 3 weeks ago

Republicanistan, run by the talibangelicals and y’all qaeda. Magastan works, too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] BigBenis 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But progressively more over the last decade...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Regrettably so.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invaders.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

These MAGAts are crazy!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

California recently voted to keep slavery legal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

For prisoners, yes. If that's all it takes to be Magastan, then the US has always been Magastan.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 1 points 2 weeks ago

I fucking hate America, but this Magastan, tell me more!