Purple but myself. Please myself. Dear gods myself.

blue, so I would finally have a friend

If take the purple pill, can I do that to anyone anywhere on Earth? Or just people nearby? Anywhere on earth, the purple. Just nearby, toss up between purple and a weed gummy. Do I know the strength of the weed gummy?

This is among the shittiest color combinations for colorblind. I only see two colors of pills: something magenta-ish and something yellow-ish

The pink pill is so silly yet can be so useful.

Is the poop something that has to be done in-person?

Does it have to be assigned to an individual, or can you decide that everybody who uses the word 'rizz' regularly will now poop?

Or is it like Death Note where you have to have a specific person in mind? I would totally be down to be the Kira of pants-shitting. I'd be the God of a stinky new world.

Problem is that in the US I'm fairly certain our leaders are already forced to wear diapers. The President who was elected 32 years ago is younger than the President who was elected 2 months ago.

I love that ability. I always want greedy billionaires and hateful politicians to be made a fool of. Now I can do it with comedy.

No violence and death, just lots of dookies. Oh this is so fun.

I like that it's "Forced". If it was just "make people shit themselves", it would just happen and then they'd wonder what's going on But Forced implies they're fighting it, it implies resistance. That's kinda messed up.

Pink all the way. Rude to some service worker? Poopy pants. Didn't return the cart? Poop. Drive like an asshole? Poop. Politician spewing hateful garbage on national television? Oh you bet you're getting the poopy pants.

I would be The Punisher, only with poop instead of guns.

I've got a shy bladder, a wife, and plenty of weed gummys.

I'll take the purple pill. Took forever to potty train my youngest and that seems like a useful skill.

I'd probably use it whenever I get road rage. Oh, you wanna cut me off? Fuck you. Shit your pants.

Why is this so funny? It's fucking stupid 😂

The older you get the more your going to want that poop command to use on yourself.

Pink would be politically beneficial. You could legitimately make major progress in the world with that power. Someone who disagrees with you tries to speak publicly? Time to poop. Hell. Just harass them with explosive diarrhea until they notice the trend that whenever they do something political, the diarrhea returns.

Pink and I would dedicate the rest of my life to making Elon Musk shit himself literally every time a camera is pointed at him.

Gold made me think of this forgotten greentext.

Force people to poop on command - I'd have xin jinping on speed dial

I already have all these powers... Maaaaan...

You could probably use that power to kill someone. Pooped to death.

I'd take yellow because nothing would change

Pink, you can control any situation with that.

You got some dude coming to attack you with a knife? Point finger guns at him and say "Poop", they poop instantly stopping them in their tracks, confusing the ever loving fuck out of them... Then you do it again while they stare at you, slowly working out it's you doing this.

You walk up to them as they slowly try to retreat from you, you hit them one more time and walk off into the distance, leaving him to try to get home without anyone noticing he pooped his pants, because who's gonna believe him?

I have a debilitatingly shy bladder in public washrooms, and I don't know if pissing loud as fuck would be boon or a curse.

the pink one, thenbevery oligarch will never stop shitting.

Assuming I could force somebody to poop on command with little effort beyond sheer willpower, I would absolutely take it upon myself to dish out petty justice with that power.

I see you being rude to people working in a service job? You get poopy pants.

I see you playing music on your phone or otherwise being obnoxious on the bus or some other public space? You get poopy pants.

Are you driving like an asshole? Following too closely? Cutting people off? Honking the moment the light turns green? Words can't express the satisfaction I will feel in knowing that you're now sitting in your car with the poopiest of pants my power could possibly muster.

Why would anyone choose anything but the magenta one?

I would take the pink one, then find my least favourite people and make the infinite poop copypasta into reality...