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Jeez. All you mean people.
I'd take the pink pill and help people with intestinal blockages and stuff.
Why not both? Help the constipated AND make the world's worst people shit themselves on live TV...
I'm just saying, no one's talking about how you could help people with this too.
I don't know anyone that needs help popping. I know many people who I'd like to make shit themselves.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/intestinal-obstruction/symptoms-causes/syc-20351460
I'm not arguing that these problems don't exist. Just that I don't personally know anyone that is dealing with it so it didn't come to mind to use the shitting themselves power for good.
But what are the rules? Is it like death note where you need their name and be thinking of their face? Or is it "Hey, that 3rd grade math teacher who gave me a hard time. What's her name? Forgot how she looks, too... she shits herself now!" Type of thing.
Just have to test it out and figure out how it works I suppose.
There's not a few people you'd want to shit themselves to death? Not even Putin?
So it's like having a Death Note but the only method of death is shitting themselves? I'm down.
Well you can get them to smear out symbols with their faeces before they die
Do I want to commit murder? No.
How about protect your friends and family from a predator?
I'm not going to play this game. It's the same game people play with me when I say I don't want to own a gun.
I have never been in such a situation, so I have no idea what I would do. As it is, my large, mean dog would make it unlikely.
Just accept that not everyone shares your violent fantasies.
okay but what if it was a gun that made people have to poop
That's the best answer.
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I feel you've got a good personal reason behind it that most don't. I haven't seen anything from you about your health recently, so I hope you're doing great, and that the move to the UK goes swell!spoiler
Very slow improvements on the health front and I hope so too, thank you!Sidebar:
I can only assume Ms. Squid has finished your sweater…
What’s the status on my Penguin sweater?
No rush, of course 😅
She has not! I was hoping it would be my Christmas present.
… I mean it still might be your Christmas present, just this year
She's not that slow. She just switches between projects.
Just came here to say that this thread is lovely and I totally understand having a bunch of projects going at the same time. I hope ms Squid finds the time, that sweater sounds cute.
She was working on the first sleeve last night, which means there's not long to go. I'm excited!