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[–] [email protected] 89 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Exactly. When I hear someone use the word 'woke' nowadays it just lets me know I need to disregard whoever said it.

[–] Frozengyro 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] slingstone 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Quadhammer 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

OI! You got a loicense for that there meme, yeah? Hand 'em over, mate.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Better than back in the old days a decade ago when everything was gay.

[–] andros_rex 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Disney made Pixar remove a trans character from an upcoming TV series.

They also pulled an episode of Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur which had a trans character.

How many gay characters have there been across mainline Disney films? They shoved some token representation into terrible films that weren’t going to be successful anyway (live action Beauty and the Beast and I guess there’s lesbians in Lightyear? As a gay trans man, I can shut Mulan off halfway through and pretend) Make some shitty movies (because why let a queer sully a good movie?), get some notoriety with the backlash, and then say “movies with queers in them don’t sell! Nothing for it!”

These are the same people were throwing fits about teenage girls talking about periods and boys in Turning Red. Maybe it’s time to stop listening to them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I have a sneaking suspicion Jordan Peterson started the woke Disney accusations with Frozen.

He said it was feminist propaganda because the two main characters didn't need men and the story didn't end with a marriage... or something like that? I'm pretty sure that was paraphrased accurately enough.

Clearly whatever seeds he planted there is growing into further conservative paranoia that has people looking for any scrap of evidence that something is "woke."

What a weird boogeyman to be afraid of.

[–] andros_rex 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Here’s Mike Pence’s reaction to Mulan, when it came out I could dig up some similar Limbaugh guff. Peterson is not that original or smart.

Just spent a memorable Fathers Day, like so many other all American Hoosier dads, with my kids at the new Disney film entitled, "Mulan". For those who have not yet been victimized by the McDonald's induced hysteria over this film, Mulan is a fictional account of a delicate girl of the same name who surreptitiously takes her fathers place in the Chinese army in one of their ancient wars against the Huns. Despite her delicate features and voice, Disney expects us to believe that Mulan's ingenuity and courage were enough to carry her to military success on an equal basis with her cloddish cohorts. Obviously, this is Walt Disney's attempt to add childhood expectation to the cultural debate over the role of women in the military. I suspect that some mischievous liberal at Disney assumes that Mulan's story will cause a quiet change in the next generation's attitude about women in combat and they just might be right. (Just think about how often we think of Bambi every time the subject of deer hunting comes into the mainstream media debate.)

The only problem with this liberal hope is the reality which intrudes on the Disney ideal from the mornings headlines. From the original "Tailhook" scandal involving scores of high ranking navy fighter pilots who molested subordinate women to the latest travesty at Aberdeen Proving Grounds, the hard truth of our experiment with gender integration is that is has been an almost complete disaster for the military and for many of the individual women involved. When Indiana Congressman Steve Buyer was appointed to investigate the Aberdeen mess, he shocked the public with the revelation that young, nubile, 18 year old men and women were actually being HOUSED together during basic training. Whatever bone head came up with this idea should be run out of this man's Army before sundown. Housing, in close quarters, young men and women (in some cases married to non-military personnel) at the height of their physical and sexual potential is the height of stupidity. It is instructive that even in the Disney film, young Ms. Mulan falls in love with her superior officer! Me thinks the politically correct Disney types completely missed the irony of this part of the story. They likely added it because it added realism with which the viewer could identify with the characters. You see, now stay with me on this, many young men find many young women to be attractive sexually. Many young women find many young men to be attractive sexually. Put them together, in close quarters, for long periods of time, and things will get interesting. Just like they eventually did for young Mulan. Moral of story: women in military, bad idea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Damn, I totally missed that. Thanks for the info.

Why are so many people like this?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

He said it was feminist propaganda because the two main characters didn’t need men and the story didn’t end with a marriage

Just like Alice in Wonderland in 1951, but I suppose the 50s were woke too.

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[–] ch00f 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] slaacaa 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
  1. Always treat every keyboard as if it’s set on all caps (you never know when your Dorrito-covered fingers might slip)
  2. Never point your rage at something you don’t intend to destroy (eg. woke Disney movies)
  3. Keep your fingers off Enter until you are ready to submit (spellcheck optional)
  4. Know your target and what’s behind it (eg. Soros network)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I stubbed my toe on the bed frame this morning. Hurt like hell. Pain is woke. So is the bed frame. God damned woke everywhere. And don't get me started on my tax return. Fucking woke shit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I woke up this morning and that had to have been the most woke shit ever. Now I'm just fully awoke. It's awful.

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[–] Babalugats 21 points 3 days ago

"grown men"

[–] TwoBeeSan 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

THAT CARTOON CHARACTER HAS MELANIN

ON WHAT EARTH IS THIS OK?!?!?!?

[–] jaybone 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Hasn’t Disney had Poc characters since the 90s, hence predating the term woke by several decades?

[–] andros_rex 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The term woke is at least around 100 years old.

It was specifically a reminder to stay “woke” (awake) of the threat of lynching.

[–] jaybone 0 points 17 hours ago

Yes words come from places. Etymology is a thing. But ask anyone in the mainstream 1950s or 1990s, they will have no idea what “woke” means, in the cultural context of that time and place.

[–] Duamerthrax 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Well, Disney has had POC characters since at least 1946, but we don't talk about that one.

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[–] slingstone 13 points 3 days ago

Meal Team Six

[–] Embarrassingskidmark 4 points 2 days ago

Looks more like some woke turd about to march into battle for something they saw on social media but fundamentally fail to understand.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

God forbid a little girl who isn't pure white ever feel represented by the media she consumes.

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[–] Elyndor 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's a high quality 'shitpost'. As far, as the image itself is.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (12 children)

But they are. Most of the crap that comes out from disney is abominable

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Apparently our religious moral guardians are terrified of the new Wicked movie.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was terrified when they shipped out children toys with a link to a porn site printed on them. Ok, maybe I wasn't so much terrified as I was amused.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

So when Harry Potter and the ~~Philosopher's~~ Sorcerer's Stone came out, one of the tie-in toys was a vibrating Nimbus 2000, and I thought that was a totally bold move (knowing something about child development)

On one hand our moral guardians also thought it was a bold move, in fact too obvious and too spicy. All the unsold Vibrating N2Ks got recalled, and the ones left suddenly became super pricey on the secondary market.

Years later when I shared this story with my girlfriend, she had raised three daughters and noted versions of the bumble ball vibrates and is meant specifically for experimentation. We just don't want to market vibrating toys to tweens in the form of a broom you put between your legs. That's a bit too on the mark.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the irony, in the amount of pro 2a supporters out there, being afraid of liberals owning guns is the funniest shit to me.

I am more of a man than any of these people, and a stronger supporter of the second amendment, than they are, and i dont even like the second amendment lmao.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It might be just observation bias because as a rule I don't make friends with assholes, but I have never seen a liberal gun owner mishandle their firearm. They seem to understand it's a weapon and not an extension of their penis.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

i have only ever seen people on the political right, incapable of understanding these sorts of concepts fully, and being either, a nuisance, or irresponsible with it.

There are definitely responsible gun owners on the right, ironically, they're the ones that don't talk about it on the internet, it's primarily the ones that DO talk about it on the internet that are irresponsible, so it's definitely some variant of observation bias, since most of these people probably aren't being picked up by our means of detection here.

TL;DR probably don't yap about gun ownership on the internet, it's probably not a great look for you.

[–] Embarrassingskidmark 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Disney is shit. Enough said. Your meme is retarded.

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[–] random_character_a 2 points 2 days ago

No. I complain that Disney productions are high budget diarrhea.

[–] M137 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

A few things that would make that picture better: An anime body pillow under one of his arms, a "tactical" fedora that also has the US flag, the fingers of his gloves covered in cheesy snack crumbs, several different mall ninja knives, and he obviously needs to be fat.

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