Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
slingstone
joined 9 months ago
I expect I'll remain dead unless the eldritch energies unlocked by the collision results in my resurrection.
If I do return to life, I suppose I might be very angry at someone or something, and that I will make him/her/it/them regret what he/she/it/they did, in the finest tradition of cinematic heroes who return from apparent death or exile.
Once I've completed my mission of vengeance, perhaps I'll ride a vehicle or appropriate local domesticated animal towards a local star disappearing over the horizon of whatever planet I'm on, perhaps even with an appropriate romantic partner.
If all of this comes to pass, I would fully expect to be forced to return to resolve increasingly unexpected conflicts ad nauseum.
As I go, I'll likely start to repeatedly indicate that I'm getting far too old for this nonsense, but I'll continue to reluctantly proceed in my conflict resolution every time. Perhaps I'll be able to pass on the fight for justice to another, younger person eventually.
Like I said before, though, I'll likely just stay dead.
Adam Something is a favorite of mine.
Somebody call the goddamned SCP Foundation. Something has obviously broken containment.
Don't worry: JFK, Jr. will be pulling into New York harbor any day now on the newly raised Titanic, to proclaim the reign of god-king Trump, and the woke crowd is going to be screwed.
It's not the herp, it's the derp.
This invoice must be paid FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I have contacted the Finance Department FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
As long as I tense my jaw, I guess, but it's kinda awkward for me. I kinda have to pop my jaw down and hold it. I feel I'm making a silly face when I do it, so I'm not holding it long.
Wait a minute. If I hold my jaw right, I do get a very short rumbling apart from my breath. Is that what you guys mean?
I can't block my nose in that way. I tried when your comment came in, but I can't conceive of how to do it.
With the ear popping thing, I just hear the rushing of my breath. I can see how you might be able to hear your heart. I might be making this up in my head, but I feel like maybe I could hear it when I was younger.
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Can you filter out posts on Lemmy that are in languages other than one you speak?
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