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[–] [email protected] 194 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The "loving your work" poster behind him as well...

[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And the trash can right next to him

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

But look how vibrant and happy the chairs are. What a crazy fun workplace.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The hard plastic chairs with no cushion that break when you sit down too fast.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

That's where the happiness goes.

[–] disguy_ovahea 41 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

And his headset’s still on

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

That's a man considering a new career.

[–] AliasVortex 118 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Famko 35 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That should easily be -30.

Making someone eat without a table is a war crime.

~~At least there are no laws on the Rim~~

[–] errer 28 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Ate human meat -5

Ate without table -60

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[–] gedaliyah 78 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Coming in on his birthday

Wait, you have jobs where you don't have to show up if it's your birthday?

[–] toynbee 19 points 3 days ago

I've never had that ... But for the past seventeen years I've used PTO if my birthday wasn't on the weekend and I haven't been denied yet, so there's that?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We get birthdays off, not counting towards the 30 days paid holidays, which is completely separate from unlimited paid sick days. Oh, and also since last Wednesday, the entire company is on holidays, we're back 2nd week of January. Doesn't count towards the 30 days, of course 👍

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Sounds nice, it's good to see some people receive better conditions

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

1, I used to work for this company when I was young and had no idea what my rights were. They very much took advantage of this, such as calling me in on an hour's notice on my days off.

2, The Raw Egg Nationalist is a right-wing twat. https://hopenothate.org.uk/2024/06/20/egg-sposed-we-reveal-the-identity-of-far-right-bodybuilder-the-raw-egg-nationalist/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I had a strict I don't answer the phone when not working policy. They could attempt to call me in but it wouldn't be recieved. If they asked me while I was at work I usually said yes, but I'm not about to come in on an hours notice for the same rate of pay, if you want on call, pay for on call.

[–] chiliedogg 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I got called in for an inventory audit on my birthday and ended up working from 8am to 2am the following morning.

[–] Agent641 6 points 2 days ago

What kind of pizza did you get?

[–] [email protected] 89 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Defiant Jazz!

[–] netvor 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Most commenters here don't appreciate how sad the image really is: the headset is playing some corporate prefabricated Happy Birthday message, starting and ending with "Loving your work." company motto accompanied with nothingmusic in background.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

This is Tesco. I heavily doubt they do that. The pizza is probably just something a colleague came up with than an actual policy thing.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Do people usually stay home for their birthday? I didn't know of any companies that specifically give you off, so I'd think you'd use PTO.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, I really have no particular interest in taking my birthday off.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'll take your birthday off for you.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (7 children)

My workplace gives you a free day within a month of your birthday. Most people take the closest Monday or Friday to get a three day weekend, but some people are lucky and get to bump a three to a four.

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[–] TheFlopster 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've never heard of a company giving you your birthday off either. But it's the only day every year that I feel special, so I always use vacation time to have that day off. And usually a couple of days surrounding it too.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bro that looks like a waffle with syrup wth kinda pizza even is that

[–] thermal_shock 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

microwaved, not even toasted

[–] Agent641 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] thermal_shock 2 points 2 days ago

waffles? yes. pizza? toaster oven, yes.

[–] wabafee 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

That same pizza is also given to those before a layoff I bet.

[–] Valmond 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So they leave by themselves?

[–] wabafee 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

To keep everyone on edge.

[–] ivanafterall 13 points 3 days ago

Damn, is that a Lunchables UPLOADED!?

[–] SirHery 36 points 3 days ago

This picture is pure art. Holy shit.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Not even a nice pizza either, that's clearly just a shitty microwave pizza

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[–] JusticeForPorygon 9 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I can't decide if this is AI generated or if bro has size 38 shoes

[–] Trae 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's clearly a big guy, look how far his legs extend past the edge of a normal chair.

Jesus it's wild to think people would assume I'm an AI generated image based off of the fact that I wear a size 15 US (49 Euro).

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[–] Bahnd 4 points 2 days ago

If he is working at a place that requires steel or composite toes they will also look like clown shoes.

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[–] netvor 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Who needs table when you are truly "Loving your work.".

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[–] cikano 18 points 3 days ago

I'd almost prefer if they didn't give notice to my birthday if I got that pizza

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

A free meal on your birthday is pretty sweet.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Pizzas are usually savoury

[–] AnUnusualRelic 7 points 3 days ago

And what a feast it is!

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