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Im a bit suprised where New Hampshire is on the list. They are the little texas of new england and you can not tell anyone from that state what to do.

This reminds me of one of the jokes from an old episode Fairlyodd Parents where they make Cosmo the "Rice President", it sounds official but is functionally meaningless. They needed to give him a promotion, but not the power to do anything.

Darth Vader is too cool for that shit, your probably going to be more of a Dark Helmet.

I got a pinephone, not a pinephone pro a long time ago and its barely a toy. Think of it more of an attempt to put a raspberry pi into a phone. I got a mobile version of kali running on it and got it to dual-boot off its own storage or the SD card based on how you turn it on (I call it Evil Phone and it just collects dust these days). I really liked the hardware switches for the sensors on the back, but thats really its only party trick.

If your looking for a daily driver, I would suggest Fairphone or a Pixle with Graphene installed.

It absolutely isnt

President Comacho has a problem, finds the most qualified person to fix it, does so (reluctantly) and then dosen't take credit. This so divorced from reality that it should be concidred high fantasy.

[cries in pinephone]

No, noone is under any obligation to do so.

Remember what they say on airplanes. Secure your own mask before helping others.

I got bored and attempted to do some monster math (this is chicken scratch and very likely wrong)

But if your going ~60 miles per hour that should be the same as 249658.8 smoots per mochie.

POCKET SAND!!!

The funny part is that that is still likely less that a bus load of billionairs actually paying their taxes like the rest of us do.

Sorta...

We left a bunch of retro-reflectors up there, if you got really good aim and a sensitive detector, you can bounce lasers off the moon. If you science hard enough you can probably pull it off.