The solution is clearly to set up sex toy libraries.
...They would never interfere with libraries, right?
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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There are definitely some Texas billionaires that own more than six politicians.
I would never have thought to go to walmart to buy a sex toy if I hadn't seen them somewhat prominently displayed on my way towards the vitamin aisle.
This has very strong “If I can’t make my wife come, nobody will ~~cum~~ come!” vibes.
Why are so many people using them in Walmart?
People like to sample the produce as they shop, granted it's usually a bag of crisps or a handful of grapes but it's the same... ballpark.
Makes sense to me.
Long queues, nothing else to do…..
Rofl, they were afraid for their right to bear arms instead of their right to bear dildos.
No one’s stopping them having bear dildos, just not too many of them.
The great Republican war on orgasms have begun.
They've been stopping orgasms from happening for a long time.
Begun? Texas has always had a war on dildos.
Oh, I am just ~~cleaning~~holding all those for a friend.
Like a car, they need to go for a ride every now and then, else they break.
For a friend, of course.
Will United Healthcare cover dildos if they are for medicinal purposes?
Hypocrites! They do this tomfoolery but make classrooms hang up the approved lord and savior:
New Exorcist reboot just dropped.
As long as there's no more than 6 per student
This is disrespectful to George Washington the founder of America who was mostly Dicks.
I heard that motherfucker had like... 30 god-damned dicks.
I think you're referring to the wooden dildos he stuffed his mouth with. Back then, there was no such thing as silicone.
I heard he was six foot eight and weighed a fucking ton.
Link for the uninitiated - https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0
Yay! More small government and freedom!
I don't know how to make a quote line but this one stood out to me and made me laugh.
"Parents do not consent to their children being exposed to obscene devices while shopping for toothpaste."
What stores sell toothpaste next to adult toys?
My Walmart has them next to the pharmacy, 2 or 3 aisles away from the toothpaste
Meijer has them on the same aisle as the deodorant
My local supermarket has sex toys on upper shelves in the family planning section, which is in the healthcare department. They don't look like dongs, so people shouldn't recognize what they are unless they know about them already. But kids might still ask their parents what that is on the shelf, and that is apparently worse than school shootings.
The Meijer I shop at regularly has vibrators in the same aisle as toothpaste, might be the next aisle over but they're real close to each other.
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Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it's more than 6, but is Christian?
I assume a menorah of dildos is out.
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How...how are they enforcing this?
Guten Tag! Ve are from se Small Government Staffel, here to inspect your bedroom. Vere are your papers for sese?
Its something to charge you with when the cops go on a fishing expedition at your house for weed or whatever else.
Its just a punishment law that cops get to use at their discretion totally fairly.
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