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[–] [email protected] 43 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Yes. Texas bans the possession of or promoting use of more than six dildos.

It does make exceptions for people who have the multiples of the device for medical and law enforcement purposes.

Lmao. Police officers can legally use an array of didos for 'law enforcement'.

You'll be arrested if you cheer them on for it tho...

BUT if you can prove it's medically necessary; you're welcome to have a cornucopia of rubber cocks.

[–] jaybone 2 points 3 hours ago

UHC denied my claim for my medically necessary dildo.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I think the DOJ needs to investigate how exactly the police in Texas have been using dildos in the performance of their duties...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago

"Come out with your hands up or we send in the dildos!"

Suddenly the kidnappers realised they'd brought guns to a dildo fight and surrendered.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 13 hours ago

I have loose bowels, I need 7 dildos to plug it and stop my anal leakage.